sollux: yeah so i'm gonna go take care of that.
sollux gets up to go to the bathroom but, karkat grabs his arm before he can leave.
karkat: i'll help.
sollux: yess.
time skip-a-roo
karkat walks out of the bathroom and sees john.
karkat: hey john.
john: uh hi.
karkat: so how has your day been?
john: good...good...you'r day?
karkat: good..also good. listen about earlier...
john: it's fine happens to me and dave all the time.
karkat: cool...so uh i was thinking since i am matesprites with someone and u are too then maybe we could go on a "double date" at least i think that's what roxy and jane called it when they went on one with dirk and jake.
john: sure that'd be fun.
karkat: yeah...well i'm gonna go check on sollux.
john: u gonna check the inside of his pants too?
karkat: jegus fuck john...maybe...
john: oh my god this is great. i have to tell dave. later nerds.
karkat: bye shit stain.
sollux: he gone?
karkat: yeah. wanna get me off. i was kinda hidding this boner since the thing in the kitchen.
sollux: wouldn't miss it.
travel to john and dave's house and be john POV
dave: *chokes on apple juice* u walked in on them doing WHAT!?
john: well sollux was grinding on karkat and they were a moaning mess. then i'm assuming karkitty finished off bumble bee in the bathroom cause i heard moaning from there too.
dave: shit. this is price-less.
john: then when kitkat was done he came out of the bathroom and asked if me and u wanted to go on a double date with them.
dave: hell yes. i wouldn't miss-out on seeing that.
john: seeing what?
dave: kitkat and bumble bee trying to act classy.
john: uh dave?
dave: yes babe?
john: i'm not very classy either.
dave: then i'll have to teach you.
john: uh i gess if u want to.
dave: first rule, dress sexy as hell but, mostly for me.
time travel 5 mins ahead
john: dave i don't want to wear this. it looks dumb.
dave: fine u don't have to wear it outside but, u have to get your tight ass out hear now.
john: fine just don't laugh...and no boners.
dave: john u know i don't make promises i can't keep.
john: ugh fine
dave: oh...my...god...u look sexy as fuck
john: really?
dave: hell yeah.
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john is wearing a navy tux with his god teir symbol on the pocket, the shoes his dad gave him, and a sky blue bowtie.
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john: are u sure? cause to me it is kinda over the top on fancy.
dave: hell no and u are wearing this tonight on the date. got it?
john: ugh fine but, only if we can have sex now.
dave: did u ever think i'd say no to sex?
john: nope.
no one's POV
when they get to the bedroom dave lays john down on the bed and starts to kiss and nip at his neck.
john: ah dave!!
dave moves his head up and starts his make-out sesion with john.
john: d-dave stop teasing!
dave: oh feisty today are we?
john: i just...am...kinda..
dave: well spit it out.
john: okay i am really horny.
dave: well i'll happily help with that.
dave then undresses them all the way and positions himself at john's entrance.
john: d-dave please don't tease me.
dave: ready?
john nods and dave slowly pushes in even tho they have done this plenty of times before it still hurts a bit at first.
john: a-ah!!dave!!
dave: dam egbert your so tight!
john: a-aahahahahahhahaha!!!
dave then starts to thrust and with each trust he gets faster until...
john: dave i can't hould on much longer.
dave grabs john's shaft and starts to pump in rhythm of his trusts.
dave: me neither.
they climaxed together and screamed each other's name. dave pulled out and layed next to john.
john: dave i am pretty sure sex with u gets better every time.
dave: same here babe.
john: oh shit i forgot the date is tonight.
dave: let's go take a shower.
john: okay but, a quick one and no hand jobs until we are done with the date got it?
dave: dammit u take all the fun away.
A/N: okay so next chapter will be the date cause it's 2:30 in the morning and i need to go through this whole thing and fix the spelling later nerds. hey at lest i finishe with spelling st 3:00 NEW RECORD!for me.
chapter 3
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