"Lilo Guerin!" Samantha D started laughing. I blinked. "Don't play. That Wattpad story is getting written RIGHT NEOW." I started writing a diss track against her. She and Dung started slow-dancing, acting as if they were me and my ex, Alex. "I remember in 2024 when I dated somebody, and I bought them a hoodie at the maple syrup making factory and a build-a-bear." Dung reminisced. I started laughing, then hit the blank stare emote, because ts was NYAT funny. I decided to record and produce my diss track against Samantha D. I uploaded it on Soundcloud and called it "The Diss of Samantha."
"No cowboy cookie for you!" I told the blue-eyed blond triumphantly. "NOOOOO!!! LILO DON'T PUT THAT IN THERE!!!" She screamed in fear. I laughed maliciously and pressed "post" on Wattpad dot com. My evil plan was complete. The world would know Samantha D's name. No college acceptance letters, no scholarships, no jobs, and most importantly...
NO COWBOY COOKIE!!!!!!!!
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Class of '26
Non-FictionIn which Lilo and Co. try to survive 9 months at CCA. Feat the CCA classes of '27, '28, and '29.
