one day you was is at the park at you see you bff Madifatson Biggrow and you blush a bit cuz shes with her bf red arrow and you a bit jelly welly. like super gassy jellly. so you farted and everyone had evacuate the park. it was so embarsing and you blushed on your knee caps so hard they all thought you had scolosisis. but ik oki cuz u bff zinnia "who doesnt shoer" came up to you and farted even louder and sared the boys and their milkshakes away.
Then a grown man with a bit of belly approches u and u friends and he has this really cool epic haircut that wows all the single mothers on crck. This made ur day so you decided to smile and jump for joy while the ice cream truck in the back kindaps red arrow u bestie bf and we never see him again at least until next friday when he comes home full of herion but thats a convo for later my dear heroine addicts.
Anyways the man introduces himself as Guy Darrin Gardner becuase he awalys says his full legal name when saying hello to potintail sex offnders. Then you look down on the ground and noticr a small little lego man who is clearly the batman and he waves hello and says, (That is my bf ur talking to there. he has such a beautiful haircut and name.) You just roll yoiur eyes and say (ok.)
then you all agree to go to mcdoanlds and scout out for ppl who appear to be using the playground facilities and aer under the age of 7.
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