"So I don't see your ass get beat up badly by some weak as quote-unquote "special grade"." Sukuna scoffs. Why does this asshole feel the need to roast someone every time?
"Welp, I'm going back to sleep, try not to die on your mission." And he was gone, just like the wind. Because Sukuna had more things to worry about, such as how to tell Yuuji that they were related. Should he pull a Darth Vader and say, 'Yuuji, I am your uncle.'?
Nah, let's not do that. It might be funny, but he's got to be more original than that.
'Yuuji, this weird brain parasite thing decided to fuck my brother's reincarnated soul and decided to birth you, which means that I'm your uncle.' That seems too much of a bombshell to just drop out of nowhere; he needs to ease into it!
"Yuuji, someone fucked my brother about 16 years ago. And birthed you."
"What..?" That wasn't the best way to start a conversation. The poor boy looks horrified. Sukuna feels like adding context would just worsen the trauma that was suddenly inflicted upon him.
He shakes that scenario away, no matter how he approaches this, he's gonna sound like a deranged psycho, but don't blame him. This was all Kenjakus' fault anyway for taking backshots like that, now Sukuna is stuck in this situation!
He doubted Yuuji would believe him anyway; in canon, OGkuna never told him, and Yuuji never cared about his lineage. Now that Sukuna thinks about it, the entirety of Jujutsu Kaisen was like a family reunion.
And it was all Kenjakus' fault. Yes, just blame everything on that brain parasite lunatic. People wouldn't question it anyway; no one can blame him, not with so many eyes on him.
Sukuna feels like he should be more worried; however, it now feels natural.
He shuts all the eyes and sleeps.
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Megumi was going to rip his hair out. He knows Yuuji has been talking to Sukuna after he specifically told him not to! And Sukuna didn't even act like the bloodthirsty monster history described him to be, just an asshole from what he remembered at the detention centre.
'Walmart Sasuke 2.0.' Megumi looks at himself in the mirror,
"Do I look like Sasuke??" He said to no one in particular, that emo bitch? From what he knew from the show, Sasuke was even more broody than him, Mr I'm-gonna-murder-my-brother-and-make-it-everyone-else's-problem.
Megumi thinks that right now, Sukuna is just more irritating than scary, but he wasn't going to let his guard down because of that, but it is suspicious. Maybe he should ask Gojo if he knows what's going on. Megumi calls out as he walks towards Gojo.
"Hey, Gojo-sensei,"
"Yes, Megumi-chan?" Megumi nearly pops a vein at his teasing voice, since now isn't the time for that.
"Do you notice something suspicious going on with Sukuna?"
"So you too, huh?"
"You noticed and didn't think to tell any of us?" This guy is seriously way too reckless! But Gojo replies,
"Well, he didn't seem to be harming anyone, not that he could with me around."
"But don't you think he's acting too nice? Nothing like what he is expected to act."
"Oh, don't you worry your little head, Megumi-chan! You can trust me to deal with it!" He continued,
"After all, I am the honoured one, the strongest, just leave it to the adults." He says proudly.
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Missing The Plot! JJK x Self-insert!Sukuna
HumorMegumi's blood drained from his face as he watched Yuji swallow that finger. It was a one-in-a-million chance, and apparently, his luck was just that bad as he watched that cursed spirit explode. He watched as Yuuji-no, not anymore-he watched as the...
Chapter 6: May God Strike Me Down If I'm Lying
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