Missing The Plot! JJK x Self-insert!Sukuna

Chapter 1: SLEEP BEFORE CREEPS -SIkuna

Megumi’s blood drained from his face as he watched Yuji swallow that finger. It was a one-in-a-million chance, and apparently, his luck was just that bad as he watched that cursed spirit explode.

He watched as Yuuji—no, not anymore—he watched as the King of Curses turned around and made eye contact with him; Megumi froze, he couldn’t move, but what came out of Sukuna’s mouth was the last thing he’d expected him to say.

“Fuck… Am I high right now??” At this point, they shouldn’t be surprised; they have read and re-watched Jujutsu Kaisen so many times, of course, they would start hallucinating it from the lack of sleep.

“...What...?” Megumi said, confusion spread across his face. Before Sukuna could answer, a hand reached up and grabbed their face.

“Hey, what are you doing to my body? Give it back!” He's here!!! The BOYYYY!! The sweet, innocent child was here! And now they don’t have to do anything!

…

Sukuna just had the best idea they've probably ever had, and it involves not doing anything, and it starts now.

“Oh, shit, my bad, here, take it back.” And that was that, time to get the rest they deserve after many years. God, they hope this hallucination never ends, it’s like a dream come true for them.

“That was uhh, surprisingly easy?” Itadori said, puzzled, but Fushiguro Megumi was still in his Mahoraga stance, looking like he's gonna start hyperventilating, which, honestly? Wouldn’t be that far off.

‘No advanced calculus or physics! I could kiss someone right now!’ Sukuna now rejoiced that they— no, HE could now sleep with no repercussions whatsoever and that definitely won’t bite him in the ass later. No alarms to wake him up,

and he promptly fell asleep.

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“DON’T MOVE!” Fushiguro yelled as Yuuji looked at him confused.

“You’re no longer human.” He continued

“Huh...?” Fushiguro paid no mind to Yuuji’s confusion, he needed to harden his resolve for this, no matter if he wanted to do this or not. Fushiguro had no say in this.

“Under Jujutsu regulations, I will exorcise the curse known as Itadori Yuuji.” But Yuuji spoke up,

“HOL’ UP! More importantly, we’re both pretty beat up. We need to get to a hospital.” As Yuuji's mark faded away, Fushiguro had millions of thoughts running through his head right now; however, he was unable to voice any of them out loud now as the one and only Gojo Satoru appeared out of thin air, taking him by surprise.

“So what’s the situation?”

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“Sorry… I ate it.” A dumbfounded face appeared on Gojo, very obvious, even with the blindfold on.

“For real?”

“For real.” Instant reply, both at the same time, by the two teenage boys.

Gojo went up to Yuuji close, like he does NOT know what personal space is (probably doesn’t anyways), and the boy wonders if he can even see with the blindfold on.

“Haha! Damn, it really did combine with you. That’s hilarious.” Frankly, Gojo should’ve been more concerned about this, but hey! The kid seems mostly fine, apart from a few minor scratches and probably a concussion.

Of course, Gojo makes sure to confirm that there isn’t anything wrong with the boy’s body before asking,

“Can you swap out with Sukuna?”