Aries: "I'm alive hell yeah b$@!&es
Taurus: *not caring about anything eating chips*
Gemini: *looking around not knowing what happened*
Cancer: *on the verge of tears*
Leo: "my face my face ..... Is still as beautiful as always"
Virgo: MY PHONE * starts looking around for phone and finds it and it has a huge crack* U SON OF A B$@!&
Libra: IM SUEING AND U ARE GOING DOWN DO U KNOW HOW MUCH THIS CAR COUST!!!!
Scorpio: *trying to strangle the other driver but can't because police is pushing him/her away
Sagittarius: *yelling at the other car* IM GONNA HAVE TO WHIP A B$@!& *grabs a tree branch*
Capricorn: *calls police* "uh yes I was just in an accident so do I have permission to kill a man?"
Aquarius: * made the car crash* hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Pieces: *on twitter Facebook and Instagram* just in a car crash #ahhhh #imgonnakillsomeone #help #$14,000car
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Zodiac signs
RandomA bunch of funny stuff with the signs I'm a Virgo♍️♍️♍️♍️ Just saying not all of these are mine I found some of these on tumblr so yeah
