My Dad's bird...

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             Ok so last year for my dad's birthday, I thought it would be a great Idea to get him a African grey parrot( see above picture) and thats what we did. 3,000 bucks later we brought her home, and at first she made a great addition to the family. she was cuddly and ADORED my Dad and my stepmom Karla. She loved me to, at least until she grew up. Now she talks and makes the most annoying noises. she farts(Dad taught her that) says stinker boys (sounds like tweeker boys), I love you, Betty bird(her name) And she laughs. Lately she has started to make this weird sound and I just figured out what it was. Since birds like her tend to imitate the sounds there owner makes, most of the stuff she says is from my dad. since he smokes, he has this really bad cough and now she imitates that. She is soooo annoying and since she will live 92+ years guess who gets to take care of her when Dad passes? Thats right, me... and whats worse is she absolutely hates me. URGGGGGGGGGGGG

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