"Yeah ok" we walked in his stuff and I sat down him his spinning chair. "You just a lil ass kid for real" "ok let me hear what you making" I propped my phone up and hit record. "Why you recording?" "Cause I get to hear it before they do."
"Ight listen to this and tell me what you think" he typed some stuff up on his computer before it started to play. It reminded me of the instrumental to nothing but you by Lauren Hill.
"I like it it's calming" I closed my eyes tapping my fingers to the beat. "You can rap Harlem?" "A lil but I don't really try" "I wanna hear something" "hell nah ima get embarrassed" "fine" I rolled my eyes.
"Can you make me some macaroni?" "Malai you think I'm yo slave or sum?" Why you always making me do stuff for you." "I don't force you or anything you do it when I ask so you're making yourself a slave."
"I don't care you be bossing me around like you own me or sum I'm bout to shut all that shit down." "Ok but are you gonna make me some macaroni?" I still questioned him cause I still want some.
"Yeah I will big back ass lil girl" "Harlem stop cussing!" I'm tryna get this man to stop but I think it's really engraved in his daily words.
"Dam- my bad ma ma I'm trying im just used to cussing everyday forgive me" he said hugging me. "Fine I will but stop cussing for real Harlem"
We walked in his kitchen and it was real nice I want a kitchen like this. "Did the kitchen come like this when you bought the house?" "Hell nah I had to fix this bitch up it took a whole year for it to look like this."
I hummed looking around maybe that's what I should have did with with mine, but it wasn't my dream location so I didn't do it.
"You just want macaroni Lai?" "No I want some chicken too." "Malai I swear you using me" "I'm not! I pinky promise and you know I don't break those." He sighed interlocking our pinkies.
"Lil ass kid I swear you is." I shrugged my shoulders going on TikTok and looking at myself.
I wanted to do that one Fortnite emo the true hearts one I'm pretty sure. I got up and hitting record I started to do the dance eating it up cause I'm just a baddie.
"Yo ass look stupid" "yo hairline" I saved that one into my drafts before doing it again. I liked this one more so I posted it.
"Did I eat or did I eat?" "Ion know I see a lil crumbs left on yo plate Malai. "You just a hater I swear you is" I fixed my fly aways before making more TikTok's.
I posted one to my TikTok and Instagram. "Make this TikTok with me" I showed him the TikTok it was like the one where it be like I'm talkin bout innit and it repeat it a whole bunch on times.
"Ight fine who going first?" "Um you" I set the phone up and we got in our places. The music came on and he started to eat the air hard as hell I laughed and it was now my turn. "Them lil oh bites Malai eat!" I started to go in and the video ended.
"Whew I'm light headed" I sat down laughing at the video a bunch of times putting it in my drafts. It was like 30 minutes later and we was currently smashing his food watching boondocks.
"Man I wanted to be Riley ass growing up so bad." Harlem told me and I shook my head. "That explains a lot about you honestly" I continued to eat the chicken wings these bitches was so fire bro like whew!
"You gonna eat that?" "Malai you big here bro" he gave me his last wing and I immediately ate that too. "Big mama full" I said rubbing my stomach.
He shook his head grabbing our plates and throwing them away. "Why you don't just use regular plates?" "Who bout to wash dishes?" "Not I" "oh ok" I scrunched my face up not liking how he was talking to me.
"Ok Harlem I'm bout to go I need to wake up really early to package some clothes, and I got a lot to do tomorrow." "Ight I'll stop by tomorrow Malai" "ok" he hugged me and I hugged him back sniffing him.
"Go on with that weird shit girl I told you about sniffing me that's weird." "No it's not!" He pushed my head away from him. "Don't push me" I pushed him but he didn't move, I hate overly strong men like ew.
"I'm leaving you wanna embarrass me and act like my push didnt move you!" "Ok I'm sorry do it again" I pushed him and his big ass gon jump back in the air and crash down yo the floor.
"Oh ok what I thought." "Be quiet" he grabbed my ankles taking me down with him. "Harlem! That hurt" "gurl shut up you so dramatic." "No let me go I'm blocking you when I get home. "Malai you block me and ima slit yo throat."
He started laughing at his joke which wasn't funny at all. "There's something actually wrong with you Harlem why would you even joke like that" I shook my head dispassionately at him as I stood up.
"Wait what the fuck you wearing Malai I just noticed" "what is wrong with what I'm wearing Harlem?" "You not grown turn around" I turned around and I heard him smack his lips.
"Oh hell nah why yo whole ass out damn near Malai?" "It's low rise jeans!" "Well next time you come over here you wear some high rise. betta be pulled up how them old people have they pants pulled up the fuck."
"You is not my daddy Harlem like who is you?" "Malai I'm not playin with you now get out my house and think about your actions" I laughed in his face. "You ain't nobody for real you don't put fear in my heart boy."
Ok how we feeling? Like boom everything going too good to me time to spice it up I don't know.
STAI LEGGENDO
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