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Random things; creepypasta fanfic quotes

So me and my friend are writing a creepypasta fanfiction and here's some quotes we found in it;

•"no Ben is your wife"

•"yes I know your probably going to get candy stuffed in kidney"

•"they must be happy cuz now it's cannon"

•"they're all idiots"

•"can you not try to kill me for one day"

•"PASTA"

•"art is for perverts"

•"I'm mature? Yay taxes!"

•"please excuse slendy and his sexy tree husband"

•"why is the llamacorn talking?"

•"here have some gay"

•"I wanna be a lesbian cuz boys are ew"

• Ben the homo angel

•" what I have to eat too. Your all acting like you've never seen a human sacrifice before."
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