A New Kind of Doctrine

CONTENT WARNINGS AND NOTES

Good morning and good night to all! I sincerely appreciate the encouragement and support I have received thus far, before I have even written much. I have heard the wishes of people from other platforms, and I am here to deliver! Vanity and Vane, two annoying assholes on TikTok written together as a love story. However, like all stories, there are some things that deserve a fair warning. So, here I am, with the short list of content warnings so my audience understands what they’re getting into.

First and foremost, congratulations! You have come across a smutty story. But don’t think this is just porn, goodness no! Pure porn will have its separate stories, as you will soon find, I am a proud freak.

I plan to portray Vane as a violent beast of a man. So, violence, gore, and potentially torture is what you will see.

I am considering mpreg. I have heard the cries of people, and I am here to fulfill the wishes of the people. But don’t worry, if that does make it’s appearance, it will be far, far into the story.

Fair warning to those within Abrahamic religions, this story depicts God abandoning the world. Know that it is not an attack against you, merely just the setting in which this story takes place.

To add onto the smut part, I have seen that on Ao3 they have those tags involving specific types of sex or kinks or whatever. So, I will have a list of what you MIGHT find, and then I will put a list of hard NO’s.

NSFW YOU MIGHT FIND: (emphasis; might.)

Vaginal sex, anal sex, oral sex, rough sex, bondage, gags, first time, overstimulation, dry humping, masturbation, biting, fingering, breathplay, manhandling, hair-pulling, dirty talk, blindfolds, begging, praise, degrading, sexual tension, BDSM, Fingerfucking, handjob, Eventual Smut, Dom/sub, Spanking, auralism, breeding kink, edging, gagging, deep-throating, Katoptronophilia, orgasm denial, orgasm control, ownership kink, face sitting, sex against a wall, cum play, drool/drooling, spitting in mouth, sweating, swallowing, tears/crying, belly/throat bulge, hickies, brat taming, collar/leash, barebacking, size difference, teasing, wet dreams, almost getting caught, and more. All consensual.

YOU WILL NOT FIND:

You will not find rape or “non-con,” which is literally just a watered down way to say rape. I am a freak, not a soon-to-be psych ward member. If you find that kind of garbage arousing, I heavily encourage you to seek help. If you’re one of those darkshippers that say they “use it as a coping mechanism,” then I HEAVILY encourage you to seek help. This is a love story, not the kind of trash you’re into. Don’t even comment some bullshit like “you just don’t understand!!” because you’re right! I don’t understand how you could like that. You’re disgusting, get help, nothing will make me indulge in your horrific fantasies.

Non-scientific mpreg. Unlike the previous thing, this is not a personal feud, just a personal preference. You wanna have a baby just be inside a biological man? I mean, get it I guess. But for this story, IF it does occur, that will mean either Vanity or Vane are ftm. Or intersex, though from my research, it is very complicated. Some intersex people can get pregnant, some can, but there could also be complications due to hormonal imbalances, there are a lot of factors. But if I decide to try and tackle it, I don’t see why not.

You will not find domestic violence in here, don’t worry. The only kind of violence between Vanity and Vane you’ll find in here is the kind an enemies-to-lovers trope would have in the enemies part, but would stop with the transition to lovers. I feel like that’s important to clear up.

You won’t find anything illegal like incest, zoophilia, pedophilia, or other things like that. If you’re into that, same with rape, get out and get help. 

You won’t see anything sexual that involves feet, fecal matter, piss, blood, flatulence, or vomiting. I don’t care if you’re into that, to each their own when it’s consensual and legal. But I, personally, do not want to see any of that in a sexual context.

-finally, (I’m fairly sure,) this is your fair warning and reminder that these are not good people. Please do not be shocked when they do crimes or bad things. I do not support such actions, I am just writing about two characters that engage in crime and whatnot.