Fake heiress tore up the script, acted lazy and dumb, and got eliminated.

Chapter 16: You'd Think She Was Driving a Ferrari

【More like a "Farla-bull"! Limited edition luxury model under Ferrari—one of a kind!】

Chi Fengxiao loaded up the two big suitcases and found a spot to sit, even pulling the cameraman aboard.

In the corner, the hoverboard still blared:
"Let's go when it's time to go! You, me, and everyone else!"

Chi Fengxiao grumbled, "Your hoverboard is still playing music."

Chi Qian cracked the whip at the bull's butt. "Probably glitched out. It'll stop when it runs out of battery."

"...Why are you so good at driving a bull cart?"

No way she'd admit that in the cultivation world, transport options were either super fancy... or bull carts like this.

"I saw it on TV."

Just then, someone waved at them from the roadside.

Turns out, it was someone they knew.

Gu Hua wore a dainty floral dress, standing with her teammate Ling Qian.

They made a good-looking pair—handsome guy, pretty girl.

Gu Hua tucked her hair behind her ear, flashing what she thought was a perfect smile. "Are you also headed to Xiaohe Village for filming? Could you give us a..."

Before she finished, the bull cart zoomed right past.

All that was left behind were two piles of fresh cow dung.

Gu Hua and Ling Qian's faces turned green.

"So rude," Ling Qian muttered. "But wasn't that Chi Fengxiao, the actor, sitting in the back?"

Gu Hua lit up. "That's my third uncle! I haven't seen him in ages!"

Chi Fengxiao's fame had spread so far and wide, even those outside the industry knew of him.

Of course, Chi Qian was an exception—she'd only ever been into pig-farming channels.

Gu Hua used to love hanging out with this uncle the most—he was the coolest.

Now that she wanted to enter the entertainment industry, being backed by Chi Fengxiao could skyrocket her popularity!

Meanwhile...

Chi Fengxiao had just gotten a mouthful of dust from the cart's acceleration and grumpily told Chi Qian to slow down.

Chi Qian, of course, had intentionally ditched the other two.

But she said sweetly, "Uncle, it's too hot, and you walked such a long way. I was worried you'd get heatstroke."

Chi Fengxiao blinked. She... actually cared?

She wouldn't have borrowed a bull cart and come back if she didn't care, right?

As the elder, he actually had to rely on his niece.

Feeling awkward, he lowered his voice. "You've worked hard too."

Chi Qian just smiled cheerfully without replying.

At the destination, some other teams and cameramen had already arrived.

Everyone else had walked there, so seeing a pair arrive in a comfy bull cart stirred some envy.

But once they saw Chi Fengxiao's face, that envy vanished.

"Chi-ge!"

"Chi-ge, nice to meet you!"

Chi Fengxiao was not having a nice day.

That bumpy ride had almost made him hurl, but he kept a straight face and said, "Hello."

Chi Qian returned the bull cart to the villager and rejoined the group just as Gu Hua and Ling Qian showed up.

Among the five teams, only Chi Fengxiao and Chi Qian looked fresh. Everyone else was sweaty, with makeup running.

Live chat:

【Qin Yue is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous no matter what!】

【Yuan Yaya! Her body is incredible! I want to nap on her 36D chest!】

【Shen Jing is such a sweet dad, wiping his son's sweat the whole time. So touching.】

【Gu Hua is so pretty! That cutie next to her is her brother? Amazing genes!】

【Uh... Chi Fengxiao and Chi Qian have zero chemistry. If they're acting as family, at least try to make it believable.】

The director: "Okay, from left to right, each group please introduce yourselves."

Shen Jing was calm: "Hello, I'm Shen Jing, and this is my son Shen Jiashu. Please take care of us."

Shen Jiashu shyly hid behind his father, not daring to make eye contact.

Rising idol Qin Yue gave a bright smile: "Hi, I'm Qin Yue. I'm here with my little brother Qin An. I hope he makes some good friends here."

Qin An snorted, saying nothing.

Popular star Yuan Yaya: "Hi everyone, I'm Yuan Yaya. This is my sister Yuan You'er."

Yuan You'er immediately snapped, "Why'd you introduce me second? So rude!"

Yuan Yaya looked awkward. "Sorry, You'er, I didn't think about your feelings."

"Fake!"

【That kid... seriously lacking manners. And she's calling her sister rude?】

【Poor gorgeous sister】

Gu Hua's turn came. She made a point to pause dramatically before introducing Ling Qian with a sweet smile: "This is my childhood friend and next-door neighbor, Ling Qian. My family was too busy, so he came along with me."

Ling Qian wasn't in the industry, but he was famous—being the heir of Starlight Entertainment and having trended a few times helped.

The chat exploded with shipping comments—husbands need to be cultivated from a young age!

Finally, it was Chi Qian's turn.

Chi Fengxiao kept it cool and aloof: "Chi Fengxiao." That was it.

He debuted at 18 and won countless awards. In the entertainment world, he had nothing to prove.

The camera turned to the girl beside him.

Chi Qian:
"I'm Chi Qian—as in 'Chi Qian, the bastard turtle green one.'"