What if... Scenarios

Lavender~~~ >w>

This is a crack chappeh with some incest to boot, so enjoy it peeps!

"Wait....so if I invite my brother to play pocky game with me, it's weird? How?" Misaki asked Ayato who was explaining how Masato may take the pocky game as an invitation for something else. "Ya see, if you invite Masa-boy to the pocky game, misunderstandings can happen so better be safe then sorry" Ayato said. Misaki only blinked.

Few minutes laterz~

"Nii-tan! Baka-Ayatomato told me something weird!" Misaki said, calling for her brother dearest. "Imouto....what did that tomato say?" Masato replied, feeling like having tomato juice all of a sudden.

"If I play the pocky game with you, he says misunderstandings will happen!" Misaki blurted out, feeling confused. "Ah....he must've been describing himself....since he'd jump at Yui Komori if they played the pocky game." Masato calmly said, while mentally thinking of many ways to harvest one tomato.

"Oh lolz, so he was wrong?" The lavender-haired girl asked. "Yes" her brother replied. "Hehe~ Nii-tan, I wuv you!~" Misaki said and hugged Masato and pecked his lips. Masato hugged back and said to her, "I love you too" Misaki just grinned.

Another few minutes laterz~

"Ah, there you are, tomato-kun." Masato said to the tomato. "The hell do you want?" Ayato grunted out. "Simple. To get fresh tomato juice." Masato replied, a smirk on his face.

"What the fuck?! Oi Masato, wait! Calm down!! KYAAAA!" Ayato screamed like a girl and ran away from Masato, who had a juicer in his hands for some dark reason and chased Ayato.

"HELP ME! A LAVENDER DEMON IS AFTER ME! HE HAS JUICER TOO! MOTHER OF TOMATOES! AJDJENDINSJWKWMQM!!!" Ayato screamed hysterically, while running away to avoid Masato, who is a devil incarnate for some reason.

"You think you can make my sister believe that pocky game shit?! Well, fuck no tomato-boy!!! Get back here so I can have tomato juice you ass!" Masato shouted back, his evil side already showing. "......What the hell?" Shu suddenly said as a blur of red past him also a blur of lavender who was holding a juicer.

"Pfft, Masato-san and tomato-chan sure are fast, ne?" Ayase Daichi said, filming the scene with her trusty video camera. Shu looked at his lover and replied "Masato's a devil, and Ayato's plain stupid" the girl giggled "Hehe~ sure"

Now lezz describe Ayase furst. She has light brown hair with the length around past the shoulders and her right eye has the color red while the left has violet, in short, heterochromatic eyes, she's wearing a white thigh length dress with knee-high brown boots with heels and a brown jacket while holding her video camera.

Now. Let's check on Ayato:

"OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! HELP ME! ANYONE! HELL, EVEN GOD! SAVEEEE MEEEE! ANDNFKDNSNDKDK!" Ayato still screamed and ran. "I said, come the fuck here! Be tomato juice already! You little piece of shit!" Masato also screamed and grabbed a tomato out of nowhere and made it into juice, like the demon he is. Fuckin' bastard ;-;

"NOO! STOP! NOT MAH BROTHER! NUUU! ;^; WHY MASATO?!? WHY?! Y U DO DIS?!?! ARRGH! MY BROTHER, I'LL AVENGE YOU SOON!" Ayato was now screaming like a man who lost his brother and weeped and wanted to avenge Aki, the tomato who was turned into juice not long ago, Ayato named him Aki because he was in need of a brother '-').

"See that Ayato?~ I killed Aki, yer little bro, but dun worreh, you'll be juice too, a very delicious juice might I add" Masato said evilly because he was a demon, lolz. "You murderer!!! I'll avenge Aki-otouto!!!" Ayato said, while obviously sobbing like some idiot.

Masato cackled evilly and grabbed another tomato, who was named Kai by Ayato '-') and turned Kai into juice. ";A; Masato stahp!!! QAQ Kai!!! Onii-chan will save you!!! Please don't die!" Ayato really cried with snot running down his nose and slowly picked Kai's organs or seeds and held them gently while sobbing.

To make things more stupid, Masato drank Aki and Kai with an evil gleam in his red eyes. Fuck this bastard T^T.

"Haha...HAHAHAHA!!! I CAN FEEL DEM POWERS! FEAR ME AYATOMATO! I SHALL MAKE YOU INTO JUICE AND WELCOME YOU TO MY WOMB!" Masato shouted in pure evilness and cackled again, feeling victorious and superior.

Then Masato turned Ayato into le tomato and made him into juice.

After the commotion:

"Mou nii-tan! You traumatized Ayatomato-cchi!" Misaki said, while poking Ayato's bandaged face. "Fimbajks yoyh Manjdndjdjnd!!(Fuck you Masato)!" Ayato said, his words muffled by the bandage on his face.

This chapter ends with the Masato just cackling and Ayato can now speak hardcore French that sounds like a hyena dying.

Btw ayase shall not exist in my stories anymore. Got lazy so fuk it