Aries: awkward
Taurus: "have sex with me"
Gemini: *sleeps all day with partner*
Cancer: *cheats*
Leo: IM GONNA MARRY THEM AND THEN HAVE BABYS
Virgo: HUG ME
Libra: *sappy af*
Scorpio: "if you touch them i will break your face"
Sagittarius: single
Capricorn: "do you have money?"
Aquarius: "No." (or) *borrows your hoodies*
Pisces: *breaks up with you and gets back together a lot*
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Signs
HumorSeptember 16, 2016; 10:07 AM - New update (why do we have to put descriptions now? like read the name of the chapter, duh.)