Stuff you have never noticed before until now

Part 1: Badass Neville Longbottom

If we were to retell the Harry Potter story from Neville Longbottom's perspective, the books would have gone like this:

1. Neville Longbottom figured out who actually had the Sorcerer's Stone and got Harry, Ron, and Hermione suspended for zapping him.

2. Neville Longbottom knew that Ginny Weasley opened the Chamber of Secrets long before Harry Potter figured it out.

3. Neville Longbottom realized that the wrong man was sent to Azkaban.

4. Neville Longbottom discovered that the Goblet of Fire was rigged, thus cancelling the Triwizard Tournament.

5. Neville Longbottom discovered that Lord Voldemort has returned and revealed that news to the public in the middle of the story.

6. Neville Longbottom discovered who the Half-Blood Prince is while Harry Potter is busy trying to hook up with Ginny Weasley.

7. Neville Longbottom took down Lord Voldemort while Harry, Ron, and Hermione were busy camping.

So there you have it, folks. Would you want to read a story about wimpy Harry Potter or badass Neville Longbottom?