my version of Creature Commandos

chapter 3: the Collywobbles

Felicity: they are, Dek.

Rick: alright, enough!

Then everyone became silent.

Rick: princess Rostovic, it's an honor.

Then as he bowed Ilana's guard Alexi walked over to him.

Alexi: this is not the kind bow we do in Pokolistan, Mr Richard Flag. So unfortunately... We're going to have to kill you.

Rick: what!?

Ilana: Alexi...

Alexi: I am sorry. We must only do secret customary bow in this castle. Everyone, murder this man.

Then all the other guards pointed their armors arm cannons at the commandos.

Harley: there goes our one chance of freedom. Thanks a lot, Rick.

Leela: no! I'm too young!

Felicity: at least let me die with the dignity of playing FNAF Secret Of The Mimic!

Dek: (electronic voice) NO!!! I have to die in battle!

Rick: what!? Hold on a minute! N-- no one briefed me on what kind of bow!

Kai: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!! I'M A VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexi: pfft! (Laughs)!

Then all of the other guards started laughing uncontrollably.

Felicity: what the hell is this?

Ilana: Alexi... (To Rick) They're, how do you say it? Messing on you?

Leela: it's "messing with you".

Alexi: I-- I am making joke! (Laughs) For a minute I think you and Virgin boy were going to make mess in your pants. (Laughs)!

Rick: I was never gonna---

Bride: very close to messing his pants.

Rick: I wasn't even in the vicinity of doing that.

Kai: (stutters) and I was... Lying about being a virgin.

Leela: (deadpan) it's too late to take it back now, Kai.

Felicity: (deadpan) they all know you're a virgin.

Alexi: we are so much like Americans, yes? Ooh, we pull pranks like Jamie Kennedy Experiment. We do the Superbowl Shuffle! We like to say "Wazzup?"!

Harley: oh God!

Kai: I don't even know what half of that means.

Dr phosphorus: well, you're certainly current with your popular cultural references.

Alexi: thank you.

Dr phosphorus: you're welcome. (Whispers) Sarcastic smile.

Alexi: now, I have question for you, skeleton. Where's the beef? (Laughs) Clara peller, one of the greats---

Ilana: enough, Alexi.

Kai: (thoughts) I still don't know what that means.

Ilana: we've prepared a banquet for you, our honored guests.

(At dinner)

We see the whole team at dinner with the Bride drinking two bottles of wine as weasel and yarnaby were fighting over a turkey.

Rick: they've been living on prison grub for quite some time. Forgive their manners, your highness.

Ilana: just Ilana's fine. We don't stand on ceremony here.