my version of Creature Commandos featuring my OCs Felicity and Leela (Kai belongs to SpaceGuyGamer)
I don't own Creature Commandos (or Harley Sawyer and Yarnaby)
Dr phosphorus: look at the satisfied look on his face. No one thought to take him out for a walk after a long trip?
Bride: you better not be looking at me right now.
Leela: hopefully yarnaby doesn't make a mess as well.
Harley: unlike the rodent I've personally house trained yarnaby to not urinate in houses or vehicles.
Dr phosphorus: well, you didn't train him to not defecate everywhere! HE'S TAKING A SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!
Harley: YARNABY!!!
Yarnaby: (grunting)
Felicity: OH, WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Then at one stop outside the window and saw a mother walking with a kid. The kid waved at Nina and as soon as Nina waved back the kid's mother pulled the kid away before the van continued driving.
(At the castle)
The creature commandos had finally arrived at the castle and everyone noticed the paintings of everyone in the royal Rostovic family.
Bride: looks like the gene pool was above ground and inflatable if you know what I mean.
Felicity: honestly my mom's family is worse.
Then Dek used his makeshift translator to talk to Felicity.
Dek: (electronic voice) how could your mother's family possibly be worse than that?
Felicity: my mom's great grandfather was a 7-ft giant with three tongues.
Harley: guess your father's one night stand prevented you and your sister from a lifetime of health complications.
Felicity: guess so.
Rick: (chuckles) yeah. I wonder what this princess is gonna look like--
Then Rick stopped talking in shock due to seeing how hot princess Ilana Rostovic was despite her messed up family bloodline to say the least.
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Ilana: Richard Bill Flag Sr. So wonderful to be meeting you.
Rick: yes, you too.
Bride: your middle name is "Bill"?
Rick: yes.
Nina: not like William?
Rick: no.
Bride: who's middle name is "Bill"?
Rick: mine, okay!?
Kai: who the hell named you?
Felicity: honestly, if your middle name was William I would have made a bunch of William Afton jokes.
Leela: I do not get how "Bill" is short for "William"
