Dad: ugh, why do I have to drive five hours to get you to your college?
Teenager: because I don't have a car...
Dad: You should have took my advice ,and get a broomstick and fly to Hogwarts!!
Teenager: Dad!!!
Dad: Hush, mudblood!
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