Shadow: Hey, take this. *Gives eye drops to Tails*
Tails: Oh, uh, thanks Shadow! But why are you giving this to me?
Shadow: Eh, secret santa I guess.
Tails: Ok, thank you!
*Tails walks away*
Sonic: I know that bottle isn't actually eye drops, Shadow. What is it?
Shadow: Potent white vinegar.
.-.
Sonic: Hey Shadow do you wanna-
Shadow: No.
Sonic: But I didn't even-
Shadow: No.
.-.
Sonic: *Carrying Amy in his arms* I love you, darling.
Amy: I love you too, Sonic!
Sonic: *Mouths to Knuckles "Help me out here she's too heavy!"*
Knuckles: *Mouths back "Walk it off you'll be fine!"*
.-.
Shadow: I.. think I have pica.
Sonic: What's pica?
Shadow: A disorder where you have a strong urge to eat inanimate objects.
Sonic: Oh.
Sonic: ...
Sonic: Stay away from me.
.-.
Knuckles: (F-word) you!
Tails: Language!
Knuckles: And this, Tails, is why you have no (b-words).
.-.
Silver: Hey, did you know that clowns earn 44k a year?
Shadow: Funny, because Sonic does it for free.
Sonic: Well, Maria died for free!-
.-.
Rouge: Bingo! I win!
Knuckles: Rouge, you burnt down my house.
.-.
Tails: I like mints.
Sonic: *Picking up Tails's 317th box of mints* No crap, Sherlock.
.-.
Silver: My name is Silver with a B, and I've been afraid of bugs my entire life-
Sonic: Woah woah wait, where is it?
Silver: Huh?
Sonic: Where's the B?
Silver: THERE'S A BEE!?
.-.
Tails: Ugh! I hate that people keep saying I'm 8 years old!
Amy: How old are you then?
Tails: 8 and a half!
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Sonic Incorrect Quotes
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