It was time for the mirror pep talk.
"Okay, Maggie,"I said to myself after my shower, wiping the steam off the medicine cabinet. "You could eat these kids for breakfast. You won't ,though , because that would be cannibalistic and wrong."
Even talking to myself, I was easily distracted. Not a good sign.
-Robin Benway
Story: A.K.A
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