The Argument

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Jeremmy: "You know what fuck you, you stupid bitch ass"

Nicole: "You swear like an edgy middle schooler trying to act cool"

Jeremmy: "Are you seriously nit-picking the words I use? I'm sorry is my language too fucking strong for you?"

Nicole: "No but your breath is. Jesus Christ, forget nit-picking you should try tooth-picking, I can smell that shit from here" 

Jeremmy: " 'Don't swear. Brush your teeth.' is all you do complain? You really are a bitch huh?"

Nicole: "If telling you basic hygiene tips counts as bitching then I guess." 

Jeremmy: "What would you know about basic hygiene? Your hair is greasier than a fry cooks pubes, and your skin is so oily it's practically at war with your $12 target concealer." 

Nicole: " '$12 target concealer' do you have any idea how gay you sound? What sigma podcast did you learn how to make fun of a women's looks from? Oh, let me guess I'm being a bitch again huh?"

Jeremmy: "Sorry, I didn't know being a woman was an excuse to not shower."

Nicole: "I didn't know being a man was an excuse to not brush your teeth, act like a child, shift blame, and be sexist. Oh, wait maybe I did"

Jeremmy: "Well, who's the one being sexist now? The fact people hate you has nothing to do with you being a woman by the way, they hate you in specific hope that helps."

Nicole: "Who the hell is 'they' is that like one of the pronouns you use or are is there more of you incels" 

Jeremmy: "Ok calm down Chik-Fil-A that's 2 gay insults already, you do realize its 2024, right?"

Nicole: "Ok so calling me a bitch is fine, but a little homophobia is where you cross the line? What are you the gay police?"

Jeremmy: "Sorry, I just didn't know we were going retro with our insults if that's the case can we also go back to when people showered before going out in public"

Nicole: "Is saying I don't shower the only insult you got? If my hair's a little greasy it's just cause I don't wash it every day but considering your scarecrow ass hair, crusty lips, and alligator skin moisturizing seems to be pretty foreign to you."

Jeremmy: "Yeah of course the greasy girl would think that I'm dry. If I'm an alligator you're a fucking swamp monster."

Nicole: "Fuck you"

Jeremmy: "Fuck you"

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