The Thing About Family

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Got this message earlier

Buck

Again?!

Not only did you let this girl think I was a cheater, you let her think I did it TWICE?

Eddie

...

Buck

Okay... we don't need to bring that up

But seriously dude?

Eddie

Not like she was going to fuck you anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

Would you rather me tell her you fucked me twice and haven't called me back

Buck

Don't phrase it like that

We've worked two shifts together and hung out two other times

Eddie

Still haven't called me

Incoming call:

Buck

"Is this what you wanted... I'm very glad you find this funny."

"I'm- I'm sorry... I got the message and... it seemed a lot easier to do this than to explain. You aren't actually mad at me, are you?"

"No, I'm not... could never be mad at you Diaz."

"Good... and to answer your question, yes, this is what I wanted..."

"You know, we agreed it was smart not to do it again."

"I'm sorry, did I miss the part where I asked you to come over here and fuck me again? Because I don't think I did that."

"Hmm maybe not, but not too long ago, you were begging-"

"Buck! Do not!"

"C'mon... Ya know if you begged enough..."

"..."

"..."

"You home alone right now?"

"Maybe... that depends, you comin' to see me?"

"No..."

"Want me to come see you?"

"No..."

"Then what did you have in mind..."

"I think you know what I have in mind... I already heard your belt buckle."

"Fuck, you got super hearing or something?"

"No... so, is this a bad idea too?"

"I think... if we're both in the mood, and just so happen to be on the phone with each other, and talking to each other helps out... then we're just two people helping each other out."

"My voice help you get off, Buck?"

"Not my fault you have a sexy voice..."

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