FREAKssure -SebastianxReader

Beginning...

You were just going about your business in prison for being a chill, lowkey guy. It was sooooo boring, but you were TOUGH because prison is just so BADASS.

All was fine and good, until a BIG BUFF MAN busted into your cell. His uniform was blue, and had this rlly cool star on it. OH NO!!!11!1! It was a PRISON GUARD!! What did you do this time? Hopefully he wasn't here because you were caught gooning in the stall again...

"HEY BUDDY," Said the guard. "YOU'RE AN EXP NOW."

"I-I-I-I'm a wh-wh-what?" You sutddered. Ever since your gramma beat you in with a frying pan when you were 2 seconds old, you've always had a really bad studder. Tragic, I know, but you're too nonchalant to cry...

"Sebastain wants y- I mean..." The big buff man coughed suddenly, "We need you to get something from Hadal Blacksite."

"H-h-h-hadal Bl...?" You didn't even bother finishing the sentence because the dude was already dragging you out of your cell.

...

"Get in the submarine, hmnnn toy chica...,.,," The intercoms sounded. The HQ guy didn't seem to be in the best state of mind. Personally, you think toy chica is a disgusting fictional crush, and that the ender dragon is a much better option, but you couldn't help but sympathize with the guy.

"P-please, sir!!" You wailed, kicking your (Ideal, very sexualized) legs as the guard dragged you in.

But it was too late, you were already spitting out a tooth from the SHEER IMPACT of the guard THUNDERCUNTING you into the metal vessel.

"Ptooey..." You spat, expelling 50000 gallons of blood. Your vision was fading,.,., but that's just how it goes, being so petite, nonchalant, chill and lowkey.

The vessel crashed, and your body went flying again, this time into the roof of the submarine. 43 of your ribs broke, tragically. 

Somehow, your body regenerated yourself because you're uhhh magical idk. Your little metal box opened because this isn't iron lung (Fuck that liminal horror bullshit it's so boring), and you staggered towards out.

The light was oh so very blinding, because you were also a girly creature who dwells in the abyss. The femenien uge to scuttle away overtook your petite body, and you soon, very conveniently, arrived at door uhhh idfk foor 48? Whatever door the sexy fiensh pulls up in, anyway.

You pulled your shirt down; having run so fast it crawled up your (Oversexualized waist,). Just as you were gathering your bearings however, a vent in the wall shot open, making you jump 4ft into the air.... 

Little did you know... your life would never be the same after this moment,..,..