Haley is a mermaid.
She told me not to tell anyone but now I'm telling everyone cause guess what HALEY I DON'T CURR.
so yeah.
Haley has a tail that she stuffs in her shirt.
That's why she has boobs.
Her tail folds into boobs.
Haley's tail is green and blue and purple and pink and orange.
Orange.
Her tail produces mandrains that you can eat.
I don't eat them cause I think it is weird to eat something that came from her tail.
It is like eating a baby.
Haley should keep her hair blonde.
I like writing stories about my friends.
Haley is tall.
She could be a model.
But she is a mermaid.
She should be swimming in water.
But she is sitting in study hall.
I wonder if she will become a professional mermaid lady.
She hasn't ever cried because she likes to throw knifes at people instead.
Haley is tall.
I like her last name.
I want to hangout with her and paint my nails.
Also I want to paint my nails with Mera.
Maybe we could have a nail painting party one day.
Haley is a lady who likes to swim in her bath tub.
WHAT WHAT WHAT
She is probably the stylish senior in the whole senior community.
Peace out
Haley mermaidcat!
p.s I'm not finished but it is almost time to go.
