Vocabulary
Nectar : Men's special sauce
Shoot Style Nectars : Lets the nectar out.
Hey everyone its Sui Kage just a quick disclaimer this series is very weird but still i hope you guys will like it.
In a library...
Imara : FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT SHIN !
Shin : Sorry ma'am...
Imara : You're fired !
Shin : Kay... i wanted to leave anyway.
Shin grabs his stuffs and leaves.
On the streets of Tokyo...
Homless : Shin ? You got fired ?
Shin : Yeah i wanted to leave that shitty job.
Shin makes it to his appartment.
Shin : Im home nobody... If only you could welcome me home Kushina....
*Welcome back Shin* Uwu....
A few hours later
Shin goes to bed.
Shin : Finally in bed...
As Shin goes to sleep he hears weird noises coming next door...
Shin : The fuck ?... who is up this late ?...
Shin leans against the wall only to hear...
? : Ahh.... mmm... yes... faster...
Shin : Wait are they ?...
The sounds get louder and louder... Shin starts fantasizing about Kushina... and starts J****ing off...
Shin : Ahh... if only it was me and her...
Shin shoot style nectars...
Shin : Shit !
A loud breaking noise resonates and a door opens...
Shin : What's going on there ?
Shin checks next door only to find Lisa dead on a broken bed and nectar everywhere....
Shin : What the Fuck ? Lisa !! Wake up !
Shin tries to wake her up until Hina comes too.
Hina : What's going on Shin ?
Shin : Its Lisa she isnt waking up !
*Hina blushes*
Shin : What's wrong ?
Hina : Your D*ck is out....
Shin : WHA!!!! ( i cant tell her i was fantasizing on Kushina... ) Um... i was Fantasizing on Kushina... ( What ?! I said i wouldnt ! )
Hina : Oh...
Shin : I-its not like that...
Hina moves closer to Shin...
Shin : Whoa...
Hina touches Shin's D*ck he shoot style nectars...
Hina : Whoa...
Shin : Gah...
Hina : Hey Shin....
Shin : Y-yeah ?
Hina : Can i... ?
Lisa : mm....
Hina : She is waking up !
Shin : Lets bring her to a hospital.
Shin and Hina carry Lisa to the elevator only to find Elya dead on a broken bed as well...
Shin : Elya too ?! We gotta help her...
Shin and Hina carry Lisa and Elya to the ground level but a Gigantic Monster is there waiting for them...
Shin and Hina : WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MONSTER ?!!!!
Shin : He has a gigantic D*ck !!!
Monster : GAH !!!!! GIVE ME YOUR S*MEN !!!
Shin and Hina : WHAT THE HELL ?!
The monster charges at them...
Shin and Hina dodge
Hina : How do we kill that thing ?!
Shin : I-i dont know !
Hina : Shin... Your D*ck is shining....
Shin : WHAT ?!!!
Shin hears a mysterious voice saying : Excalibur....
Shin : Hina.. can you hear that ?...
Hina : I can hear someone saying Succubus...
Shin : I have an idea... he goes to the monster...
Hina : Shin ! Stop you'll die !!!
Shin : *deep breath* EXCALIBUR !!!!!!!!
Shin's D*ck transforms into a golden sword
Shin : What the Hell.... *smiles weirdly*
You're done !
Shin fights the monster for a while then weirdly coughs some blood...
Shin : Huh ?! Where is Excalibur ?!
Hina : SHIN !!!
Shin gets attacked by the monster but is mysteriously saved by Hina...
Shin : Hina what was that ?
Hina : I dont know.. wait...
Hina grabs Shin's D*ck and he Shoot Style Nectars... Hina mysteriously turns into a Succubus....
Shin : WHAT THE FUCK ?!
Hina : It seems your nectar turns me into a Succubus... can you do Excalibur one last time ?
Shin : mm... fine.. EXCALIBUR !!!!
Shin and Hina work together and finally cut the monster in half it explodes in a storm of Nectar...
Hina : Shin... we did it...
Shin : Yeah...
Hina : Shit... my head hurts... Hina faints
Shin : Hey Hina ! Stay with me !
Shin's nectar starts bursting everywhere and monsters spawn....
Shin : Oh Fuck....
Next Nectar War Oct 21 !
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NECTAR WARS
ActionShin Dalitso Sano is a 20 year old man with a very boring life. He loses his house after it gets destroyed by gang members in a street fight he lives in a appartement called The Nectar Appartement. He will quickly notice the change in the atmosphere...
