Ruby and Emerald

Chapter 2 :Failed Attempt #72

We were as successful as Gru stealing the moon. Which means we failed......again (incase you don't know who Gru is I will be asking you ILLITERATE people to see Despicable Me).

 Well let me tell you all about it while we are going back to the orphanage...... at 3 A.M In the morning! Who is on duty at 3 A.M in the morning!!!

Well police who don't like their dearly needed sleep that's who, weirdos.

As I was put gently in the car (read roughly).

While William was just, oh I don't know no-regard-for-safety pushed in the car,I was about a 100% ready to punch their racist behind.

While we were in the car we heard the front mirror squeak. We saw a police officer sneering down at us "some rich snob wants to immediately adopt you".

Great,just great, cause from what I learned all rich snobs have a racist behind. "You look like an angry cat," I heard William say near me.

"Really,I wanted to look like I was planning a murder" I said to him sarcastically."Well do a better job,don't want to get adopted by a racist dude because of you".

Now you may ask why were we even adopted together, it was because of:

A)I will punch everybody in the nuts if he is not adopted with me

B)He will simply roast them to hell if I am not adopted with him

We are like two peas in a pod,a very traumatic pod might I add. Also we both heard gunshots from which my PTSD started acting up.Got visions, screamed and got the attention of junior police who were testing out their guns.

Let's just say that my photographic memory doesn't allow me to forget stuff. Even the stuff from when I was four.

Anyways it was a 2 hour drive,Yay! What fun. Not really.

We were sitting with a racist officer while William was sleeping, I decided to sleep too, then I heard a thump look around and I felt a weight on my shoulders and I saw William's Big head on my shoulder so I put mine on his head and slept.Uncomfortably might I add.