❤️ Unsupervised Incorrect Quotes pt. 1

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Cleo: *raises hand* I can do that.


JacQuay: *calling Westy*

Westy: What's up, Jac?

JacQuay: Why do you sound out of breath?

Westy: I'm at the studio.

JacQuay: But why are you out of breath?

Westy: ...I was eating popcorn really fast.

JacQuay: ...

(BTS-)

Westy: ...just kidding. Traffic...


Westy: What's it like being tall?

Digs: Is it nice?

JacQuay: Can you reach comfortably for the chips on the top shelf?

Blackstar: You make it sound like I'm some kind of mythical creature.

Westy: You kinda are.


Echo: I have a plan.

Digs: Does it involve setting something on fire?

Echo: *pauses* No... but I like how you think!


Blackstar: You're late.

Digs: Time is just a social construct, dude.

Westy: That's what people who are late say.


Westy: We need a distraction.

Digs: Is anyone here good at dancing?

Crystal: I can dance!

Blackstar: Nico, we need a distraction, not a tragedy.


Cleo: What if I press this button?

Crystal: Don't.

Cleo: But what if I do?

JacQuay: *panicking* Don't press it!

Cleo: *presses button*

Blackstar: Cleo, why?!

Cleo: I don't know. I just had to see what happens.

(Don't give Cleo buttons-)


Echo: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Crystal: I've got good ideas all the time. Like last week when I–

Westy: Fell into a fountain?

Crystal: Okay, I'll admit that wasn't my best moment.


Crystal: Can I ask you a question?

JacQuay: You just did.

Crystal: Okay, can I ask two questions?

JacQuay: You just did.

Crystal: ...Okay, can I ask four questions then?

JacQuay: You just did!


Westy: I don't need sleep. I need answers!

JacQuay: You need sleep.

Westy: I'll sleep when I'm dead!

Digs: You'll die if you don't sleep.

Westy: ...Fair point.


Digs: I'm not saying Westy's idea is bad, but I do think it's a bit...

Crystal: Dangerous?

Blackstar: Insane.

Westy: Bold. I'd go with bold.


Digs: I accidentally set the kitchen on fire.

Cleo: How do you "accidentally" set a kitchen on fire?!

Digs: Well, it all started with a toaster...

(What did you do?)


Crystal:: Do we have a plan?

JacQuay: Yes.

Echo: Does the plan involve chaos?

JacQuay: Slightly.

Westy: Is the plan to run in and hope for the best?

JacQuay: *grins* Always.


Crystal: If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

Riggy: JacQuay.

JacQuay: HEY!


Echo: You can't just add "ing" to a word to make it cool.

Digs: Uh, yes I can. Watch me "cooling."

Echo: ...

Westy: What's wrong with her?


Digs: I can explain.

Echo: Can you?

Digs: If you give me 30 minutes and a whiteboard, yes.

(Digs you're writing lore aren't you?)



That's it I'm done-

-Westy

(Pls laugh this took forever-)

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