Blair230: what if dave was a troll, and john is still human?, would having kids be easier?
[A/N]: let me logic you here...(sorry if mean) they are both fucking male's...even how many fucking times they fuck its not physically possible...but..but but but...trolls can procreate even if same sex...see they use a bucket for creating another kind...a grub...it will be easier to have kids since dave is a troll...they will mix their DNA in a bucket and go to the process of turning it into a grub/infant...and the fact you asked "would having kids be easier?" Triggered me...why would you use "easier" in a state of form where we all know its physically impossible, but in short...yes the answer to your question is yes *crosses arms and huffs walking away*
John: i felt educated...
Dave: *breathes in*....LAAAAAAMEEEEEE!!!-
[A/N]: *death glares*
Dave: meep...*slowly hides behind john*
John: ......wow i learned a lot...
Karkat: FOR A SECOND THERE YOU SOUNDED LIKE KANKRI..
kankri: what was that karkat? Am i supp9se to 6e 9ffended?...or
Karkat: NO YOUR SUPPOSE TO SHUT UP
Kankri: Why i have y9u kn9w yu9 sh9uld respect me m9re n9w a days! *starts lecturing blablabla what ever who the fucks give a shit blablablabla respect blablabla celibacy hblablabwlabaka trigger warnings blablabla no triggering blablablbla*
~*john, dave and [A/N]*~
*absconded*
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FanfictionWelp...first time doing an "ask BLABLABLA" shit story or whatever sooooo....thanks? Or something....i cant believe people are wasting they're time on my fucking shitty stories or...whatever! -crosses my arms-
