[A/N]: sure its a "ask john and dave" thing but...it didnt say i cant add some troll's...hehehe...just for a bit of fun...and besides...it wont be always...they will judt randomly pop out in some awkward stuff or whateve :3 sooo....thankyou for reading and....go ask ya'll questions....P.S you guys are awesome
~Start~
John hugged dave's neck from behind resting his chin on top of dave's head
"Hello everyone!!!~" john said cheerfully while waving
"Yo..." Dave said with the stoic expression on his face as usual
"Sooooo this is made by Karkat! Yeah...he forced us to do it" looks at the back where karkat is standing (next to a wall half face and body seen)
"......dave?" Still looking at the back
"Yes, egderp?" Dave sighed
"Is karkat on.....drugs?" John finally took his eyes off of the creepy troll
"Maybe...he hasn't act like his usual asshole self"
"I HAVE EARS MOTHERFUCKER!! I WILL MURDER YOUR APPLE JUICE IF YOU EVER CALL ME ASS HOLE AGAI-....I FORGOT I AM AN ASSHOLE....BUT DONT FUCKING CALL ME THAT!!!!!" Karkat yelled holding one of dave's apple juice
Dave gasped and run to karkat tackling him
":333> CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!" Nepeta went over to watch
"........oooookay?....guys be...normal?...we are just saying hi and explain to the reader's" john face palmed
"Why would they read this shitty bullshit anyway?..." Dave and karkat yelled still fighting
"Well...i dont know...appreciate the fact they are reading it!..." John sighed and turned to the readers with a nervous smile
"Soooo...this is just a fan fict or something...for people to ask us and get to know us better....so every now and then karkat will check the comments and see the questions...he will pick 5 everytime...it is...if someone will ask questions...." Sighs and frowns
"John?...are you okay?" Dave asked
"Yeah! I am!" John flashed a cheerful smile
Dave and karkat continued to fight
"Well...if you even bothered to reach 'here' please do comment below what you want to ask..." Smiles again and waves good bye while running towards those idiots
YOU ARE READING
~~ASK DAVE AND JOHN~~
FanfictionWelp...first time doing an "ask BLABLABLA" shit story or whatever sooooo....thanks? Or something....i cant believe people are wasting they're time on my fucking shitty stories or...whatever! -crosses my arms-
