Harold: GOSH NO I HATE DUMBCAN WHY WOULD I BE HIS PET
Harold: LUSCIOUS LESHAWNA??????
Leshawna: oop
Courtney: honestly I get why Duncan would like DJ tbh
Beth: its like the "I can fix him" (DJ) and "I can make him worse" (Duncan) but DJ ends up fixing Duncan
Cody: THATS TRUE HABDHAND SPEAK UR TRUTH BETH 🗣️🗣️
Alejandro: personally, I think it was obvious
Alejandro: Duncan always acts slightly different with DJ than with any of us
Alejandro: he's trying to rizz DJ up
Alejandro: like I did with Tyler
Tyler: whats rizz up?
Gwen: gen alpha flirting
Tyler: what's gen alpha? sounds like a marvel thing!!
Tyler: like the X-Men!!!
Cody: Noah and I are literally Deadpool and Wolverine
Cody: I'm obviously Deadpool
Owen: OOHHH THAT MOVIE WAS SO COOL!
Owen: they didn't kiss tho :(((
Noah: Cody, we're not Deadpool and Wolverine
Noah: you're not Deadpool
Cody: BUT I AM
Noah: the only ones that can be described as that duo here are Izzy and Eva
Gwen: wait omg
Eva: What are you saying about me and Izzy?
Owen: YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE THAT'S SO AWESOME SAUCE
Izzy: IZZY PICKS DEADPOOL!! EVA YOU'RE WOLVIE
Eva: Ugh. Fine.
Cody: OKAY FINE.
Cody: Im still literally Deadpool though
Cody: I can break the fourth wall
Cody: *looks at the fourth wall and winks*
Izzy: OHH HELLO, just 10 more chapters huh? Izzy is sure y'all will miss this, you'll probably read this again after some time and say WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT AND WHY DID I LIKE THIS and crying emojis!! Valen will miss this too!
Heather: who the fuck is she talking to
Heather: and who the fuck is valen?
Duncan: pussy ass name lmao
Gwen: Im guessing she's just pretending to break the fourth wall? that's impossible since this is, like, the real life and not some series or fanfic
Izzy: you'd be surprised!
Duncan: while I was driving to go pick up dj I saw a woman who was going to abort
Bridgette: sigh. Buckle up, he's going to say something sexist
Duncan: what? I never said something sexist NEVER.
Duncan: I just never met someone who was going to abort
Courtney: oh! so you're not against abortion?
Duncan: no? literally do whatever y'all want, it's your body 💀
Katie: FEMINIST DUNCAN?
Sadie: FEMINIST DUNCAN
Duncan: I'm not a fucking feminist??
Bridgette: do you support women rights?
Duncan: I couldn't care less, I support equal rights
Noah: a feminist
Duncan: no???? why would I be a feminist, all I'm saying is just that I won't treat a woman like something inferior??? I'll still hit her if I have to
Gwen:
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Lindsay: fem Documents!🏳️⚧️
Tyler: that's the trans flag Linds!
Lindsay: ♀️💜
Heather: LMAOOOO WHAT'S THAT
Duncan: STIP IT I'M NOT A FEMINIST
Justin: that looks pretty feminist to me, ugly dude
Noah: totally a feminist
Harold: that has to be the only thing we have in common
Duncan: gosh guy
Duncan: we don't have anything in common because I'm not a feminist
DJ: I am!
Duncan: me too
Harold: that's not..
Lindsay: THI S. ALOV HEXAGONAL????
Beth: it's love triangle linds
Heather: ew
Beth: Heather I'm sick of you
Cody: he's sucking my sans dick
Trent: excuse me
Cody: my dizzle dazzle
Trent: the fuck
Cody: my wee wee
Trent: Cody you don't even have one
Cody: I DO
Noah: it's so big
Cody: ikr? 47 inches of pure Cody popsicle
Trent: Cody give Noah his phone
Cody: but he's shitting
Trent: CODY???
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Sorry for disappearing babe have some djunki uwu, some goshki uwu angst, some izzypool and evavine and feminist Duncan
