Error/Moxxie Drabbles and Request!

Bundle Madness Drabble Part 53

"Wait so you're in an arranged marriage?" E. Charlie looks across at the other demoness.

"Another four years and wedding bells. Yippie." E. Stella took a sip of a chocolate drink. Then point across. Look to be the youngest looking here out of everyone being a pre-teen. "To the one that looks like you but doesn't scream I'm a parent now"

E. Stolas stared across at her and took a huge gulp of their drink. Mutter under their breath mild threats not returning to Octavia. At least this meetup is not messing with the time zones.

"You two were married from where I'm from. Now divorce." E. Moxxie pointed out as the only imp bites into a piece of chocolate.

"Well, goodie my counterpart must have finally opened his eyes. I divorced the pigeon when I got out of the hospital a month later. Already sent me free plant food twice." E. Stolas huffed.

E. Adam stared back and forth. Mask came off to see the human face. "Bet that an interesting story."

"I'm waiting for the third batch to arrive."

"So, your actually friends with your Frogmouth?" E. Moxxie look at E. Stella.

"For the past few years yes. I stand him compared to the rest, even my so-called family and the goat cult. But yes, we both talk about it. Our plan to divorce."

"Won't that cause issues?"

"They should have put in fine prints of a wedding document how long, and how many kids."

"Got to love the botched-up Hell legal system."

"Plus, he screams I'm not into woman even if he doesn't realize it."

"Fair point."

"What with you two?" Point at E. Adam and E. Charlie. "You smell like cherubs I met before."

"Yeah, kind of do look familiar with the memories. You other kind of look recognizable because of mask. It just lacks horns."

"Well, at my place in the I'm the 'Princess of Pride'."

"Isn't its Hell?"

"I don't believe in that 'I'm the Princess of Hell' status. Really don't care much about the whole royal status thing in general. It doesn't make sense to me. They just rule the Pride ring not the rest of Hell. But nobody bothered to correct it since they're the 'strongest'."

"This sounds oddly familiar."

"So, who are they?"

"The clown fallen angel with a big ego and pride that taller than them is my dad. The first woman who didn't bothered to be patient and was jealous for a title she gave up after is my mother. Lucifer, Lilith. Parents of the decades. Some hybrid here of those two nutjobs." Took a sip of her own drink.

"Wait. Isn't Lilith barren to not have children? Or is that only where I'm from?"

"Never bothered to care about personal lives and politics."

"I thought they are some influencers blonde group."

"For all I know those two could have pulled some bs magic trick, ritual or faulty deal to have me. Great now I must look out if someone demands my crooked soul. Terrific."

"You have fun with that."

"I will."

"What about you?"

"Adam. The first human male. My 'wives' both wanted to listen or be tricked by the snake. Ate the apple. Really I didn't wake up till human Adam me died and gone to Heaven."

"...Oh, this is so uncomfortable now...Say you know about the Extermination?"

"That what? I swear if that some destroying everything concept, I don't want to hear it. Wait? Is Abel and Cain where you all at?"

"Who?"

Head down with their wings drop in defeat. "Never mind."

E. Stolas looks at E. Paimon too. "What you story?"

E. Paimon looked at them all and twitched. "I'm currently in the position and being ordered to have a harem."

"You actually agreed to a harem?" E. Moxxie raised an eyebrow.

"I didn't! My father told me I'm getting one." A low angry click. "Only courting three to get him off my back. Along with their own houses too pushing for marriages for connections."

"I wish I was there to see that disaster." E. Stolas took a sip of the drink and ignored their younger father counterpart flip them off.

"You would like that your sadistic prick."

"Big time father."

"That just sounds so wrong."

"Note to self not marry anyone who owl like this rude a-hole." E. Paimon writing it down in his notes.

"Awww come now I won't be that bad. Just don't give me daddy issues."

"Whelp I want to gag now hearing that from your beak."

"Hate to admit it. Not the first time I had to hear such a thing."

"What have we done to end up like this?"

"Seriously? Do you remember who we all are before we dive into the void? We are all messed up in our own ways because of that hoe Fate and being irresponsible."

"So, true."

"Si."

"Big yes."

"Fuck them."

"Okay I have to asked before we start a diss section about the expired coupon."

"Ha!"

"Gotta saves that for another one."

"Have you all ran into a bunch of rats at some point?"

All of them groan.

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