It all started, when skibidi Chad rejected Mordecai after his messy break-up with Twilight Sparke...Ryan Reynolds was super mad that his dear friend had gotten rejected...But there was nothing he could do about it, that's what Napoleon told him. So, he decided to make out with his platonic lover. That's right! John F. Kennedy- Oh! Sorry reader-kun! Nya~ I meant Huge Assman! Or was it Hugh Jackass? Huge Jackman...Anyways! As broken-hearted Mordecai wandered through the school hall he bumped into someone, making him drop all his books...OH MY GOD! HE BUMPED INTO A NONCHALANT DREADHEAD! He was bound to fall for him...However, Super Sigma Senior Gojo wouldn't let that happen. He rizzed his was through the crowded hall, gyatt sticking out for the picture...He slapped the Dreadhead! And gave Morcai his books, with a wide grin...
Mordecai: Woah...Gojo-sama...Thank you...That was super sigma of you! Nya~ Uwu. But...May I ask...Is that a baton in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Owo...
Gojo chuckles as he jerked off infront of the whole school, Slim Shady slapped his ass and congratulated him. Now, he was not the only one holding his junk in public!
Mordecai shrugged it off and made his way to class as he saw how the Non-chalant dreadhead and super sigma senior Gojo started fight...Nevertheless, the fight came to an end quite fast, as they both started making out...
He sighs as he walks into his classroom he is greeted by his teacher, Hatsune Miku...
Miku: こんにちは、学生のみなさん！皆さん今日はどうですか！今日はいい天気のようですね。! (Hello fellow students! How are you all today! Lovely weather today it seems.)
Mordecai: Hey Mrs. Miku! Do me a favour today and don't fucking kick my balls. I'm not the mood to get fondled...So be a chad and mew for the whole fucking class!
TO BE CONTINUED....
