Eva: How the hell are you still alive?
Cody: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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Eva: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Noah: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Izzy: ...That'll work.
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Izzy: I dare you-
Eva: Cody is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Izzy: Why not?
Cody: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Cody: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?
Owen: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Noah: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!
Owen: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn't own any pots...
Eva: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!
Owen: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Eva: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Owen. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Owen!
Noah: Nope.
Eva: In that case, as the archbishop of Noah's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Owen right on the lips!!!
