chapter one

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After Stanford ran away from New Jersey and embraced the weirdness of Gravity Falls, he met Bill, a triangular chaos god that's able to take the shape of a human or even end someone's bloodline in a snap of his fingers! Stanford instantly fell in love with the triangle's personality, and eventually the entire triangle. Spending hours with him felt like seconds, and a couple weeks later, the two started dating.

Ford doesn't show his face in public, not at all. He's sure he'll be known as the 'town freak,' since he has 12 fingers and not 10. Yet his all-knowing boyfriend kept on reassuring him he wouldn't.

The all-knowing boyfriend, otherwise known as Bill, had taken a human form to look more 'normal,' according to himself. As a triangle, he decided that he'd keep a few things pointy, not including his dick, even if he didn't need one. Besides, if Ford had a certain 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓶 to deal with, he could always change his dick into a coin slot.

On a fateful 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 day, Bill's wish came true...

Ford had fallen asleep at five pm after days of working on a useless project. Bill, being the dream demon he is, decides to look into Ford's dreams.

SHABAM

He hid himself pretty well from his boyfriend's dream. It turns out, Ford was just dreaming about a nice romantic date with himself and Bill... Or was he? The longer the dream went on, the more sexual things happened, until Ford was dreaming about fucking the chaos god.

After watching himself have intimacy with a man who never initiated sex, Bill left Ford's dream, willing to give him what he truly desires–

Knock, knock, knock!

For fucks sake, what a mood killer. However, Bill doesn't let this interrupt his mood to get himself and Fordsy alone. Bill repeatedly slaps Ford on the head until he wakes up, which took a good 50 blows. What a deep sleeper.

Stanford groaned after being rudely awakened. "Bill what is it-"

Before Stanford could even put in another word, Bill straddled his lap and started kissing his lips senseless. Jesus, did it feel good, but he can't let himself get distracted! Ford attempted to push Bill off his now hard cock, but Bill was already dragging him to their shared bedroom.

The first thing both of them do is immediately strip down. Ford pushes Bill onto the bed and gets on top of him. Bill, knowing what will happen next, changed his penis into a vagina.

Stanford stuck his dick into said pussy, letting a moan come out from Bill. He thrusted in and out, making Bill moan his name louder. Ford eventually picked up speed, until he came into Bill. He swears he can still hear Bill's long moan sometimes.

After THAT, Ford and Bill lay tired after that extreme intimacy. Then, again...

Knock... Knock... Knock...

Shit. Stanford had forgotten he allowed Fiddleford to come over. He quickly changed into his previous clothes and answered the door.

"Ah, Fiddleford... Did you hear anything?"

"I heard everything."

Then, out of the blue, Fiddleford just ran away. Fuck. Stanford was sure it was his fault. He'll apologise... later.


(robbie is me after writing this)

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