text * maze runner

23 • texting

Newt: count me in

Minho: im going to regret coming back and saying this but

Minho: me

Thomas: oh no not mingo he is an A+ text dancer

Newt: I think we're in deep klunk right about now...

Newt: Minho is going to bloody beat us

Chuck: i wILL BE THE JUDGE LOL

Thomas: and i will play too!!!!

Chuck: is THAT EVERYONE????? LOL

Jeff: yeah you shanks go for it im going to just sit back and watch... and laugh a lot

Chuck: ON YOUR MARKS

Chuck: SET

Chuck: DANCE

Thomas: *spirit fingers*

Minho: *sassy hair flick*

Newt: *does the cha-cha with invisible partner*

Thomas: *shopping trolley's right in newt's face*

Minho: *air guitars*

Newt: *ballerina twirls*

Thomas: *thrusts near mingo*

Minho: *slams air guitar repeatedly into thomas*

Chuck: uH LOL MINHO THAT ISNT REALLY A DANCEMOVE

Minho: fine *backflips*

Newt: *contemporary dances through the crowd*

Chuck: *watches newt dance in awe* lol

Thomas: *moonwalks*

Minho: *more sassy hair flicks*

Chuck: nO MINGO YOU CANT REPEAT A MOVE YOURE OUT LMAO

Chuck: ooPs *minho lol

Minho: tHATS NOT IN THE RULEBOOKS

Alby: actually yes it is on page 9?

Minho: sHUCK YOU ALL THEN

Minho: i dONT WANT TO PLAY A KLUNKY GAME LIKE THIS ANYWAY

Newt: *elegant handstands*

Thomas: *break dances*

Newt: uhh....

Chuck: oOO NEWT IS GETTING WOOPED LMAOO

Newt: not the first time Thomas has wooped me....

Chuck: nEwt iF YOU DONT SEND YOUR NEXT DANCEMOVE IN TEN SECONDS THEN YOURE OUT

Thomas: *does the worm right over to newty*

Thomas: *cartwheels*

Thomas: *does the box step*

Thomas: *macarena*

Chuck: 3

Chuck: 2

Chuck: 1

Chuck: aND NEWT IS GONE

Chuck: tHOMAS IS THE DANCEMASTER LOL

Thomas: *twerks bcs victory dance*

Newt: hey im second in command i order a do-over

Chuck: sweetheart there are no do-overs lollolollolololol

Newt: ten pieces of bacon?

Chuck: I will take that action

Alby: STOP NO DO OVER OKAY?

Alby: IT SAYS IN THE RULEBOOK NO DO OVERS? ON PAGE 12?

Newt: bloody hell im over this stupid texting party

Thomas: *keeps twerking*

Minho: damnit thommo stop shucking twerking it's not a good sight

Thomas: don't lie mingo (;

Frypan: WHO WANTS BACON?!

Chuck: me LoL

Alby: me?

Jeff: me... let me just wipe away my tears from the dance-off first though

Clint: uh, who wouldn't?

Ben: oh sHuck yes fRy! this is what im talking about!

Minho: fina-shucking-lly

Thomas: *twerks over to the kitchen bcs bacon and also bcs still victory dancing*

Newt: *causes tommy physical pain because he is still victory dancing and he didn't even deserve to win*

Thomas: uh rUde

[ two hours later ]

Thomas: *twerks*

Newt: *I watch closely*

Minho: yum

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authors note;
well that was a monstrosity of a chapter!!!
but this was a really stupid but happy chapter because this is basically the last chapter ((there's only the epilogue left)) *cries*

also i just want to mention how the start of the chapter foreshadows chapter one of Text; it's the same start but has a different meaning to it.
and did anyone catch on to the part with newt and chuck that i copied from the teenwolf scene with coach x malia?? if you did then well done u

this was really sad to write even though it was so random and happy bUt it's the last chapter uGh ))): but i had to bring in all the gladers so we could have a chance to say goodbye - and also because i really wanted to introduce all the other gladers from the series aND BEN IS ALIVE IN THIS FANFICTION HOW GREAT IS THAT

i tried to make them dance kinda like their personalities like minho would be all sassy and newt would be kinda classical and fancy and thomas would be lame af

the epilogue should be up soon-ish *cries more than tommy twerked*

for the second to last time