[ seventeen | answer ]
Thomas: want to hear a knock knock joke
Thomas: mingo
Thomas: newty
Thomas: sOMEONE ANSWER MEEEE
Minho: were not answering because we don't want to hear a shucking knock knock joke
Minho: act your age thomas
Newt: only if you buggin hurry up
Newt: I'm trying to work
Thomas: ok ok so
Thomas: newt
Thomas: wait wait how does it start again
Thomas: oh yeah
Thomas: knock knock
Minho: whos shucking there
Newt: who's there?
Thomas: newt
Minho: newt who
Thomas: newt your problem !!!!
Minho: what
Minho: you shank
Minho: can you please get to the funny part of the joke
Newt: Minho, what are you talking about?
Newt: I'm crying from laughter
Newt: because of how stupid it is
Thomas: hey dont dis the knock knock jokes ok
Minho: thomas quick question
Minho: how long did it take you to come up with that???
Thomas: just like one minute
Minho: oh really
Thomas: fine three hours
Thomas: but one minute, three hours iTS THE SAME THING
Thomas: hey wait i got a new one
Thomas: knock knock
Newt: who's there?
Minho: seriously if people keep knocking at my door im going to feed someone to the grievers
Minho: but who's there ???
Thomas: not gally!!!!!
Newt: TOMMY
Newt: YOU DON'T MAKE KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE
Newt: TALK ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE
Minho: i just choked
Newt: not the first time that has happened, Minho
Thomas: u guys suck
Minho: yea we probably suck too much if you get what i mean
Thomas: u dont appreciate all the hard work i put in to make these jokes
Thomas: im goin to go tell chuck because he actually appreciates me !!!
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Thomas: yo chuck
Thomas: wanna here a knock knock joke
Thomas: anSWER ME PLS IM BEGGING U
Thomas: and usually i only beg newt. minho occasionally gets a beg outta me but more so newty
Thomas: I WILL SHOOT U IF U DONT REPLY
Thomas: I WILL PULL THE TRIGGER
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Thomas: ugh chuck wont reply
Thomas: yo mingo
Thomas: yo newty
Thomas: are u guys here i need to rant to u guys
Thomas: because srsly im over chucks klunk like he srsly complains about how i never message him and then i go to tell him a joke and he doesn't even respond
Thomas: hes always like OMG THOMAS U NEVER REPLY TO ME U R ALWAYS WITH NOOT AND MINHO :'(((( !!!!!!!! but i try to message him or even try to talk to him and hes just like uGh no thomas get the shuck away and be quiet ugh !!!!!
Thomas: like im over it hes so annoyin like sometimes he just doesn't shutup and i feel like rammin him into a wall and the times when i actually need him he's not there like i swear he just does it to annoy me but i just wish he would sort himself out ye know????
Thomas: and he wonders why i ditched him for you guys like u's are actually decent
Chuck: um thomas this isn't your group convo with newt and minho
Chuck: but is that really what you think of me?
Chuck: HOW COULD YOU JUST SAY THAT
Thomas: oh hey chuck i thought i was talkin to minho and newt ....
Thomas: uhhh this is awkward
Thomas: just dont read those messages ok and delete them ok
Chuck: it's too late thomas
Chuck: i can delete them from my phone
Chuck: but i cant delete them from my head
Chuck: or my heart
Thomas: yikes thats poetic
Thomas: oh klunk chuck
Thomas: it was a joke ok
Thomas: chuck that was the joke i wanted to tell u !!!
Thomas: AHAHHA wasnt it a big funny lying joke !!!!
Chuck: you see i don't believe you thomas
Chuck: wanna know why i couldnt answer quickly today
Chuck: i was working on this wooden figurine
Chuck: for you
Chuck: iT WAS FOR YOU THOMAS
Thomas: chuck i'm sorry pls forgive me i am sorry so so so sorry
Chuck: yOU ALWAYS DO THIS THOMAS
Chuck: YOU ALWAYS BREAK ME AND NEVER TRY TO HELP PUT ME BACK TOGETHER
Chuck: you NEVER try
Chuck: never
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authors note;
and you know how thomas, newt and minho were saying that they hope everything is going to be okay for now... well congrats to thomas for shucking that up big time
poor chuck always gets hurt whAT AM I DOING IM A MONSTER OK I KNOW IT STARted off so happy whY JESS WHY LIKE CHUCKS THIRD TO LAST MESSAGE BROKE ME
goodbye, i love you, im sorry
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text * maze runner
Fanfiction❝i think we're in deep klunk right about now...❞ ⠀⠀⠀In which some electronic texting devices get sent up to a bunch of teenage boys stuck in a maze. ⠀⠀⠀If only it was that simple. © dylancbrien [ TOP 500 IN TEENFICTION ] !! WARNING; may cause severe...
