Dragon Ball RWBY: Exo Tales

Episode 1: Rebuilding 1/5

(New Conton City / Patroller Tower)

A nice and peaceful morning arrives for the Exo Troopers of Patroller Tower as they're tasked with regular patrols, equipment inspections, and a few hours of relaxing work that won't have to bring them into any sort of battle since the main threat to their planet has been defeated not too long ago. It cuts to Hardhead and Kigs standing near the entrance of the base as ships fly above them and ground vehicles are being brought in after a good amount of usage.

Hardhead: I'm telling you, this is a whole new beginning for us. New outlook on life, new weapons, It's beginning to look like a fresh new start.

Kigs: Then why the hell are we still having the same stupid conversation?

Hardhead: Just think! You know how people say "If I knew then what I know now?" Well that person is you, and you already know it! And the "then" is right now!

Kigs: What?

Hardhead: Don't you regret anything from our last assignment? Like all your mistakes?

Kigs: I didn't make mistakes, you made mistakes.

Hardhead: Exactly, you set too high of a bar, and that made it harder for the rest of us.

Kigs: There is no "rest of us," there's just you. And, you suck. The bar has nothing to do with it. If the bar was set any lower, you'd just hit your f##king head on it. Or accidently eat it.

Hardhead: You need to loosen up. We got a good thing going here, I mean this is an easy gig. We need to make the most of it. You should question authority every now and then.

Kigs: What? I question authority.

Hardhead: Asking the Captain "Can we have more work," is not questioning authority.

Kigs: Well, technically that is a quest-

Hardhead: Stop it.

Kigs: Besides, all you ever do is waste time.

Hardhead: Waste time? I make time. Every second Jaxie spends arguing with me, is one second I don't have to do something stupid like, clean our blasters or, whatever it is he's always making you do.

Kigs: You dumbass, we have to maintain our equipment! Otherwise-

Suddenly, a large crash is heard as parts of Warthogs and other vehicles go flying in every direction with the sounds of burning metal and startled Exos being heard in the back.

Jaxie: AGH! SON OF A BITCH!

Hardhead: See? That should keep him busy for at least like-

Jaxie: Kigs! Hardhead! Help me out over here!

Hardhead: Dammit.

Kigs: Nice plan, jackass. Clearly it's working flawlessly.

Jaxie: Hassle up, guys! I could really use the extra muscle over here!

The two run over to assist Jaxie in lifting a piece of metal up that had landed on top of an Exo Trooper as Hardhead and Jaxie lifts it up and Kigs pulls him out so he can see if he was injured. It then cuts to Trex, Reecho, and Nines outside of their barracks along with other soldiers listening to their Captain's orders.

Trex: Men, we've got a situation on our hands here.

Nines: Sir? Why are we never given days off, especially after a big event like the one we experienced not too long ago?