*CloudStar, GoldenHeart, and ScarFace at the door*
S: what it this
G: THHEEEEE DOOOORRRR
S: what's "the door"
C: the door controls time and space, love and death, THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND, THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!
S: Can the door really do all of that?
G: No it's just a door
(From Charlie the Unicorn)