Max and Ruby

Max's Cake

What the hell...? Max thought to his self. "Stupid ass..." He muttered on the way out.

When he got home he dumped the egg carton on the table, spilling all the milk and flower.

"MAX YOU DUMB ASS!" Then she rolled her eyes retrieving another piece of paper. "M-i-l-k. Milk! Then she moved down a space f-l-o-w-e-r! Flour!"

She handed max the list and sighed as he made his way outside. "...and don't fuck it up this time!" She hollard as he slammed the door shut.

When he got outside. This time instead of writing the word, he drew a picture of the red hot marshmallow squirters on the paper. "This shit better work." He muttered, then headed off to the market.

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When he got their he showed the same tall grocer his new list. "Oh hi..., Max? Back again I see." Max rolled his eyes 'obviously' he thought to his self.

"Hmm, milk,and flour." He said. He retrieved it from a back room and came back and handed it to Max. Max drooped his ears again and looked at the dark brown bunny expectantly.

"Well, see ya!" He said and dissapeared into the back room. Max growled and stomped away hollaring "FUCK YOU!" Then dashed down the street.

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When he got home there was a sign on the door that had a picture of max and a sign that meant "no."

Max frowned heavily as Ruby open the door and snatched the flour and milk. "See this sign? It means 'No Max allowed Inside! At least until I'm finished with the cake. You tend to fuck everything up." She huffed.

She slammed the door in his face and Max scoffed. And angrily stomped to the outside kitchen window.

Ruby was inside stirring and pouring in a white liquid substance known as milk.

He wheeled his wagon up to the window and stood in it. Then pushed the window open.

Staring at Ruby until she whipped on the creamy pink frosting. "Max, I need something else." She said as she handed him the frosting spoon.

She got out more paper and wrote down the word 'sprinkles'. "Here slave, take this to the grocer."

Max scoffed and hopped down from his wagon and back to the front porch where he sat down again.

He drew at the bottom of the list a perfect copy of the box of red hot marshmallow squirters.

Satisfied, he wheeled his wagon back to the market with the note in his overalls pocket.

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Once he got there the brown bunny stood up and snatched the list, obviously annoyed by Max's last words to him.

"Sprinkles." He read. "Oh, and what's this? Is this a picture on red hot marshmallow squirters?"

No fat ass. Its cupcakes, dig in.

Max nodded thoughtfully and the grocer handed the sprinkles and the candy to him. "Candy!" He squealed, clapping his hands and rushed out and wheeled his little wagon back home.

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"Perfect!" Ruby announced as she placed the last sprinkle into place and carried the cake outside.

Meanwhile Max was dumping the last of his candy onto his crusty work cake. (It was just mud layers with worms inside and 8 big red hot marshmallow squirters on top.)

He hurriedly placed it on the outside table beside Ruby's. "And just in time!" Ruby announced as Grandma walked through the back door.

They raced to hug her. Ruby yammered on about how good her cake was and grandma cut her off saying: "Oh max, look at that! An earthworm mud cake with red hot marshmallow squirters! Why I can't decide which to eat first!"

Ruby gaped while max smiled and clapped his hands. "Cake!" He said. And they all laughed.

Wow. That was really long. I'm sorry but I couldn't wait to update it. There will be another update later today as well. Comment ideas for future chapters! Vote, follow, and save this in your library.

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-Firm