Ethan: I second that.
Layla: Guys, we were kids. Like five or something. We didn't know it was weird back then. But, Lucas, as an adult, thinks the earth is flat and eats pineapple on pizza. I'm not the worst person here.
Lucas: That goes to Oliver. A criminal.
Oliver: I wonder if I turn you upside and shake you, if you will spill out like a coin purse.
Grace: Shake out enough to buy me a soda.
Emily: C u r t i s 🌝
Your turn.
Share a secret.
Curtis: I don't have any secrets.
Oliver: Oh, come on! We all shared something. Your turn.
Ethan: It can be anything from confessing to a crush all the way to a felony offense.
Curtis: I have nothing.
Lucas: Nope.
You have to share.
Pick something.
Anything that no one knows about you.
Go.
Curtis: Okay. I destroyed all pictures and videos of myself from before I was six years old. Burned them. Shredded them. Trashed them. No pictures of me as a child exist in this world.
Layla: What?
Lucas: Why on God's green, luscious, flat earth would you do that?
Oliver: Seriously? Why? I bet baby Curtis was so cute.
Curtis: Chaotic impulse. Disgusted to see traces of an innocent child that didn't exist anymore.
Grace: .......what exactly does that mean?
Curtis: That means my turn is over and it's Emily's turn again.
Oliver: What happened?
Curtis: Go, Emily.
Emily: ☹️
Um.
Okay.
I talk to my stuffed animals like they're real. I have a ton. My bed is buried in them. They have their own little groups. Their own personalities. I'm gentle with them so they don't get hurt.
Oliver: That's concerning.
Layla: Just get a dog.
Ethan: Or friends.
Emily: I've had most of these since I was little. They've a lot of sentimental value to me. I'm allergic to dogs. And cats. And grass. And beautiful flowers. And basically everything. 😥
Grace: How do you live?
Emily: One day at a time.
I still put my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. 🥴
Except I need to use a special detergent because I'm pretty much allergic to anything that has fragrance in it.
Lucas: What else are you allergic to?
Emily: Peanuts can kill me. 🥜
Curtis: How weak is your bloodline?
Better question: how has your bloodline lasted this long?
Emily: These are the cards I was dealt, people.
Some of us can suck on filthy pennies and be fine apparently.
Some of us can't step outside in spring or our allergies will make our heads explode. 🤯
Layla: It blows my mind how long we've all known each other and just never knew these things about each other. All we do here is memes and trolling.
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