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Click to Join: Part 1

Lucas: I actually think it built up my immunity. I never get sick. But I've always liked weird things. The taste of money. The smell of gasoline. Pineapple on pizza. Wet socks feel soothing to me. And you know what? I've looked into this whole flat-earth thing, and I gotta tell you guys, so many things are adding up. I mean, why aren't we allowed to visit Antarctica? Really? What are they hiding out there? The edge of the world, maybe?

Curtis: Oh my god stop talking.
Ethan, ban him.
This is why I bully you.

Lucas: You can ban me, but you'll never get the taste of copper out of your mouth when you think of me sucking on pennies.

Curtis: Get help.

Oliver: How have we all been friends for this long and never known how sick some of you people are. Convicts and crazy people. The lot of you.

Layla: Let's hear your secret then, Olly. What are you hiding from the world?

Oliver: Easy. Taxes. What are they? No idea. I ignore them year after year. I just go through life never acknowledging them.

Curtis: Well, that's a felony.

Oliver: What?

Grace: That's called tax evasion, Olly.

Layla: Are you seriously not filing taxes every year?

Lucas: You can be fined or imprisoned over that kind of stuff.

Oliver: Oh, I get it. It's Pick-on-Olly day.
Nice trolling.
Almost got me for a second there.

Ethan: They're not trolling you.

Lucas: He has to be trolling us. No one can be that stupid.

Oliver: I refuse to have my intelligence challenged by someone who literally eats money.

Emily: Olly... Google tax evasion... ☠️

Oliver: If I do that, you people win.
Nah.

Layla: Well, it's out of our hands now. We've done all we can.

Grace: Just remember not to drop the soap, Olly.
Or do drop it. You may actually like that.

Lucas: He'd love that.

Ethan: Does anyone besides me have a confession that isn't illegal or harmful?

Layla: I can confess something pretty mild.

Emily: Mild stuff is boring. 😴

Oliver: Emily, you confessed to breaking a pot, stop acting like you committed war crimes.

Grace: What's your secret, Layla?

Layla: My first childhood kiss was my cousin.

Curtis: Congratulations, that's also illegal.

Layla: No! It's only illegal to marry your cousin! You can kiss them all you want!

Ethan: Why would you want to?

Grace: Why would you confess that to another living soul?

Oliver: Are you still kissing them?

Layla: No. It was just that one kiss when we were little.
And it's important that we all remember that Lucas believes the earth is flat.

Lucas: I'd rather live on a flat earth than to ever kiss my cousin.