--Curtis has left the chat--
Oliver: BRO.
Layla: Bring him back.
Lucas: Guess that's one way to lose him.
--Curtis has joined the chat--
Oliver: Don't leave like that.
Curtis: I don't negotiate with terrorists.
Sophi: These panties are dripping! Care to join me?
Grace: Ethan, just ban the freaking bot. It's grossing me out.
Ethan: Why is it so hard for you to just say please?
Emily: Pweeeeeease, daddy Ethan. 🥺
Curtis: Gross.
Ethan: I want Curtis to say it.
Curtis: I'll die before ever giving you that kind of satisfaction.
Lucas: You're fighting a losing battle, Ethan.
Layla: Yeah, just ban it.
Ethan: *Pouts*
See, he acts like a jerk because you all let him get away with it.
Sophi: I want you so bad! What are you waiting for?
--Sophi was banned from the chat--
Layla: Thank you.
Ethan: *Shyly raises his hand*
I have a secret to confess.
Grace: We already know you're gay. It has to be a secret that no one already knows about you.
Ethan: *Gasps* I'm actually straight though.
Curtis: That's probably more surprising than anything else you could have revealed.
Oliver: Roasted.
Lucas: Oliver, you just go along with everything Curtis says. Stop being a simp. He's never gonna kiss you.
Oliver: You don't know that.
Emily: What's your confession, Ethan?👂
Ethan: I have a crush on someone here.
Like, a female that's here.
Layla: Who?
Ethan: *He hides his blushing face*
Grace: I've already lost interest. Next? Lucas, you said you had a secret. What is it.
Lucas: Oh, wow. Okay. Well. It's so dumb. Really. But when I was maybe six or seven, I had this really bad habit of eating money. Swallowing pennies or dimes. I would suck on coins and then just swallow them.
Emily: 🤑
Curtis: That's easily the nastiest thing I've ever heard. You have any idea how filthy money is? How many people have touched that? You probably have every disease known to man.
Lucas: Well... I was like six.. so.
Layla: Where was your mother? She just let you eat these things?
Oliver: Did you ever poop them out?
Lucas: My mom never knew.
I never checked my poop either.
Grace: You're a walking piggy bank.
Curtis: Riddled with disease.
Seriously. Go see a doctor.
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