Error/Moxxie Drabbles and Request!

Bundle Madness Drabble Part 35

"So, going to pay for this?" Took another bite of his burger. Got a nod. "I'll pay you back."

"No."

"Come now I'll make it good."

"I think your mouth did enough work insulting me." Flip a page, "By the way heard the same and worse but the Italian new."

Angel flinched as he looked down. "Um I. That was shitty of me."

Another shrug. "Shitty days can bring out the real and nasty."

"Unless your nasty 24/7."

"Then you're just unhappy, a mean prick who looks down on others because of insecurities. Or just plain bitch in general who going to waste away with their bite."

The spider couldn't help but snickered, "Damn you would have got smack if you talk like that around my bosses."

"Their fault for hiring me and having no taste." Look at him, "Still hungry?"

"You mind your wallet I order extra to bring back."

"I'm fine with it."

"You must be paid well." Try to flirt just to a get a reaction, "Is the little bookwork imp actually a pimp daddy. I bet you have a charming smile behind that scarf."

"I'm no parent of any sort. Let alone a pimple."

"A pimp is not a pimple." Stare at this clueless imp. There is no way this imp this clue. Or oblivious. Right? Well, time to see. "Did you know what I was trying to serve you on the street?"

"Candy."

Stare at them for a very, very long time. "Do I look like a candy man to you?!"

"You look like one of those candy canes right now."

Doesn't know to insulted or charm by the comparison. Hey, not the craziest thing they have been called lately.

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((Request by JPBluePj Request:What if Moxxie met Andrephus before they met Stolas in their childhood? Maybe something like 'a prince in shiny armor saves a princess from kidnapped' situation but it was a one very weird Imp and icy peacock who look like Elsa from Frozen instead.
Note: This one Stolas doesn't know Moxxie in their childhood. I'm also doing sceneries from the trailers I saw alone. Still hope you like it.))

Andrealphus was ready to bury and freeze the two in the spot!  Stolas mansion and the whole property covered in ice, frost. The winds blowing all around him as his magic lift himself in the air. The Feathers rising up, glowing. His chilling ice stares at this imp holding Stolas. Point a dagger in his direction. Like some knight protecting a princess.

It angers him.

The past 48 hour his patience has been poke at. The meeting. Vassago. Stolas. The Trail. His bloody sibling not keeping her beak shut. Everyone is losing their minds. The disrespect. The insult from this filth that Stolas giving everything up!

For this imp!

Fist clenched tighter. An ugly feeling buried underneath it all.

He'll get rid of them both. Can make sure at least Octavia has a better mentor than this pathetic owl. Trick too easily to wear those cuffs and now can't use his powers.

"Any last words?"

BANG!

In an instance everything changes in a snap.

Andrealphus froze at how perfectly accurate that shot was. So, close to have severely wounded them. Felt it breeze a little past them cheeks. A stinging sensation that it was a holy bullet

"Back away now."

Spun ready to freeze the one who dared interrupted them. Again! He is so done! He is just ready to end it all here! As he was ready to freeze whoever dared shot them. Anger suddenly disappeared at who they were staring at.

Next thing, well nobody has no clue what was going on after this.

"MY PUPPET!"

"Son of bi-"Moxxie tackle down. The two of them rolling cartoon style. Until suddenly a twitching annoyed imp cradling, cuddled by a happy peacock.

Nothing being frozen anymore.

"My darling Puppet! It's you! I miss you oh so much." Andrealphus chirped and nuzzled his face. "Look at your grown? Still little but still has that deadly look. Your hair? I do like the look."

"Let go Yeti." Look like they rather be anywhere else than with this one.

"Gah! I told you to stop calling me that." An unhappy pout and soon squeezing his cheek. "It horrid and I'm not like those wretched beasts."

"Says the one turning this whole place into a blizzard storm and those two into ice statues."

"Eh needed some redecoration and it belongs to my sister now."

"That's stupid."

"Politics. You'll understand. Who am I kidding you had years to learn from my letters."

"Burn them."

"Some of those should have been impossible."

"Volcanoes."

"That makes better sense and so cruel."

"HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! WHY DOES ICE PRICK OVER THERE KNOW YOU MOXXIE?" Blitz yells as he swings his dagger around, "ALSO UNHAND MY WEAPON GUY!

"YOURS?!" Andrealphus hissed and eyes glowing, "YOU GOT THE IMP SUCKING DISATEROUS OWL! THIS ONE MINE! THEY WERE MINE WHEN THEY SAFE MY LIFE!"

"YOU HATE IMPS?!"

"No, Stella hates them. I can deal with them to a certain degree. But this one," Holds Moxxie up, who looks so done," Is mine!"

"Why?"

"Their my knight." Pull them back down and nuzzle him. "They save my life from horrid bandits trying to kidnap when my father wasn't paying attention. It was cruel enough already when he drags me to Wrath. Wanted to me to see through the common people or something. I had to dress like ordinary people but still in style. It really wasn't a business meeting either. I just remember him trying to buy a barrel of Whiskey from some bar. Wouldn't budge for it. So, I went outside. Then out of know where I was thrown a caged box. Me! In Holy rope no less. Then my knight appeared. He was so brave. So, ferocious. So, blood thirsty! I declared they will be mine!"

"How long ago was this?"

"Many, many years ago."

"I was a child. This one was a teenager and declared to me I had the 'honor to serve them'."

"How did you save them?"

"I bet you shot them."

"It was amazing. I thought we were a goner as we were far away from the town."

"You were only two blocks away and I threw a bag of rats."

"This is the dumbest shit I heard yet still sound badass."

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