holy moly shitballs
i dont even rant and its #51 in rants?? thank u, but now i gotta rlly live up to it. i shall now feed yall.. drama. buckle up buttercups and get your popcorn, bc things are abt to get.. interesting? to my standards, yes. ok um lemme js:
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ᴍʏ ʜᴀᴛʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ my ᴇɴɢʟɪꜱʜ/ʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛɪᴇꜱ/ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛɪᴀɴ ꜱᴛᴜᴅɪᴇꜱ/ᴘᴄ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ
there are multiple ways to describe this teacher:
-petty
-motherfucker
-drama queen
-hypocrite
yall- im not even kidding. i was staring out the WINDOW in class and shes like 'why u looking out the window, it distracts me!! if u look at window again ill send u to the rain'
i didnt even stare at the window again but while i was js zoned out, she was like 'YEWON YOURE STARING AT THE WINDOW AGAIN WHAT THE' and sent me outside in the pouring rain 😀👍 and then she had the audacity to ask me why i was coughing the next day- like bro. bro. bro. bro . rbo. brro. rbo.
when someone touches their pen? 'YOURE DISTRACTING ME *turns into an angry demon pricness furry queen hybrid thing /hj*
when someone makes notes? 'WRITE DOWN ONLY WHAT I TELL YOU TO!' *student fails exams*
and then she says 'oh you didnt study i told u everything u need to know 😡💢' the lie detector machine is screaming ALMOST as loud as her in class
and this old granny has been teaching for 43 years, apparently- TIME TO RETIRE, BITCH
if u search up 'toxic asf christian' in the urban dictionary she'd come up
anyways bye
jkjk
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ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴅᴀʏ 3:
my favorite color is yellow/orange
to those of u who thought red: LMAO YOU WERE WRONG- and right, reds my #2 😀👍
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