RandomUser's eNVy Stories

S2 PT 0.5: Not canon, Baby.

Bonus Chapter

The Fandomverse
Olga is just sitting in an alley. Melancholic and looking all sad. Facing the reality of the fact that eNVy won't become canon. And NUzi will. That... fucking... piece of a ship.

She's sobbing. And behind her, walks a worker drone. An OC. Who she knows.

The worker drone's left green and right purple digital eyes shine in the dark of the night. Only a streetlight joining his own eyes' light flow. He wears a red summer cap, has blonde hair.
And wears a hoodie with a skull written on it. Concerned about Olga. The male worker drone OC sighs and starts.

*TOTALLY* NOT "Loser Baby" starts to play

[MAX]
So things look bad, and your back's against the wall...
Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless...
You're feeling filthy as a proship ass enjoyer...
Can't face the world lying to yourself "i'm canooon"...

You've lost your status,
You think you're no longer the OTP
Well let me just say, you're CORREEECT!

[OLGA]
Wait, what?

[MAX]
You're. Not. Canon, baby,
Not canon, goddamn baby
You're a, seething malding bozo

[OLGA]
Hey! ):<

[MAX]
Not-canon-just-like-me.

[OLGA]
Thanks, dumbass...

[MAX]
You're a - copium user, and also a copium producer,
You're a, Sunk ship at the ocean bottom
But you've got company!

[OLGA]
This supposed to make me feel better?

[MAX]
There was a time i thought that no one could relate
To the unfulfilled ship dissapointmeeent...
But letting walls down can sometimes get you allies!
We're all livin' in the fandom's trash bin!

[OLGA]
I. got promises, but none were fulfilled.

[MAX]
Ha-ha!
And you think that makes you - unique?
Get outta here gurl.
We're both - non-canon, baby,
We're non-canon
Its okay to be a...

[OLGA]
A-miserably-failed ship?

[MAX]
Babe, that's fine by me!

[OLGA]
I'm not canon honey,
A "failer" and a "dummy"
But atleast i know i'm not alone!

[MAX & OLGA] In unison
You're not canon just like mee!

[MAX]
I got an appetite for ThUzi!

[OLGA]
I got an appetite for eNVy!
Every fanart and fanfic i can find!

[MAX]
Go ahead, Baby, Sing that song, c'mon!

[OLGA]
I got no eNVy r34 to fiiind!

[MAX]
I don't have much fa-anart,
Now my popularity's dwindlin'

[MAX & OLGA] In unison
I'm on life support and i need more copium with every hour!

[OLGA]
You're not canon baby

[MAX]
Not canon, but just maybe if *Olga joins jn* We cope together -
Things'll end differently!

[MAX]
*OLGA Wooing in the background*
It's time to lose your "depression" and excuse yourself,
Let hope in, baby -
Play your game - be who you are:

[MAX & OLGA] in unison
Not canon,

just.

Like.

Me.

Olga blushes holding hands with the shorter worker drone. Max.

"Anywa-" Olga is cut off

Someone runs up to them them and points at 'em. A worker drone OC and a dissasembly drone OC. The worker drone's left eye is pink and the right one is green.

"HERE THEY ARE! LETS GET 'EM! AND THEY'RE FUCKIN SINGING?!?"

"Fuck. Katie. Fuck off!" Max yells.

"We won't. Till we deal with y'all." The other, taller Dissasembly drone OC exclaims. Calmly and firmly.

Olga simply smiles. She likes trouble.

"Ey! Katie! LizzyxThad sucks! Go fuck yourself! And VxJ is lesbian shit! You succ too! Zolyey!"

Olga pulls out her sniper rifle, and swaps one of her hands into a sword.

"Olga NO-" Max yells, reaching out to stop Olga from engaging in combat with the 2 drones again.

Olga throws her rifle into the air, kicks it precisely to activate the fuse in the ammo loaded into the rifle. The bullet leaves the rifle mid-air and hits Katie, the embodiement of ThadxLizzy.
Olga spearheads Zoyley, the embodiement of VxJ.

Katie and Zoyley are here to get 'em!

Zin,
(The Embodiement of NXUzi.) must've sent Katie and Zoyley.

Olga proceeds to clash, while Max tries to stop her, dodging flying body parts at the same time. Max is the embodiement of ThUzi.

Well, he's gonna have to wait till Olga rips Katie and Zoyley apart...