𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀, Misc Book.

mich headcanons bc i am unstoppable fr

Even more headcanons!! Enjoy pookies fr

-Rewatched tick tick boom on Netflix and she's
so susan coded 💔 leo is literally Jonathan Larson help. Come to your senses is so them I will cry. AND 30/90 ON BOTH OF THEIR SWEET SIXTEENTHS OH MY GODS. Leo's was literally forgotten by the crew and Michelle was struggling in December fr
-Also me and Michelle have the same birthday fr, December 31st because why not?? She's honestly sorta old rn if I think about it 💀 she's a 94 baby fr
-Her, Josiah and Eve are so Labyrinth x the archer x not strong enough coded someone sedate me.
-Anyway the wind blows is so Michelle, and so is orpheus's Wait for me fr. Leo is her muse stop 😭
-When she watched Barbie, boy was it chaotic 💀 she forced Leo, Piper and ghost Jason to watch it with her. Michelle was just crying the whole time, Leo was questioning his whole life , Piper was playing the man dramatically and made them all dress up, and poor Jason was sobbing with Michelle. I love that movie sm help
-Also changed what Michelle ends up being, and she eventually becomes a detective fr living out her mystery movie dreams, and she makes BANK. No wonder Leo's the trophy husband 🤷‍♀️.
-As she starts to actually heal during moa and hoo from her childhood, she starts remembering more stuff right right right?? And along with that her french knowledge came back fr, and she started giving Leo a taste of his own medicine and calling him little pets names help.
• Bro's almost always on fire when she calls him something like that, especially when he's not as slow as
Michelle was when it came to the nicknames fr.
-Is the biggest moulin rouge nerd, and knows the lyrics to el tango de Roxanne by heart

-Jason and Michelle were such sibling goals im sad now 💔 literally dipper and mabel in another body, AND NANCY AND MIKE WHEELER CODED 💔💔 stop this hurts too much. I'm putting little headcanons for her and Jason you can't stop me.
• sometimes the whole tlh crew would sneak into the zeus cabin and do the weirdest shit ever 😭like michelle literally gave herself another piercing in his cabin simply because she was bored. Jason didn't not approve, but now they both have two small cartilage piercings fr
• when michelles in her depressed era she has this heart-to-heart with Jason, and the two just talk for hours help. Literally like Jason's talking about how he never truly liked Piper, yet still did?? And then the thingy with Troy poor boy
• bond of having shitty moms fr. beryl grace and diane fontaine can rot, disrespectfully <3
• THEY HAVE MATCHING BRACELETS WHICH GOES WITY THE ONE TROY MADE
FOR HIM AAAAAAAA
• constantly visits him in Elysium and her dad lets her since he feels bad 💔 she's on the verge of tears all the time, especially when she's older than him and oh my gods.
• Jason was always like her older brother and she was so his younger sister figure help, they're so viva La vida coded I'm sobbinb.

-Stop the michleo wedding was definitely crazy 💀 im not even joking like so much shit went down fr.
-OH MY GODS THEIR WEDDING. Stop I love it sm literally planned out the whole thing help.
-Michelle literally wore some dark purple-black dress because that's so her. She was ofcwearing her heels yet painted the bottoms purple to match fr.
-Bro Leo pulled up in some black suit with like a red undershirt, and he pulled up with his tool belt fr. Help honestly, he probably just rolled out of bed and the rest of everyone was rushing him out.
-I love them sm. If you're asking who officiated this, a drunk Coach Hedge did it was so silly fr. The line up was basically Eurydice, Percy, Annabeth, Thanatos, Jo and Emmie, Calypso, Piper, A spot for Jason, Hazel, Frank, Nico, Achilles and Will in the front and basically all the rest somewhere towards the back
-Real trust Hephaestus actually did something for his son and made the rings fr. Also, Piper was made the flower girl fr. She had a full on suit and everything
• eventually she threw a 'i love milfs' shirt over it during the reception because Piper's so silly
-They made Jason the ring bearer I'm going to sleep on the road.
-Poor girl couldn't get through her vows she was nervously laughing/crying the whole time help 😭 if you told mini mich that this was happening help she'd been in such shock fr