Male Gojo reader x Konosuba

chapter 1

Y/N: So that's it this is where my story ends *blacks out*

Y/N: Where am I

Y/N looks around in a somewhat empty room sitting on a chai next to another guy on a chair facing a woman with light blue hair on a chai with a desk eating chips

???: I'm sorry to say but you have died and I am Aqua a godess here to give you and this boy a choice

Y/N: what boy *looks sideways and sees someone he knows* oh they Kazuma when you get here

Kazuma: I've been here the whole time

Y/N: Did that woman say that I died so did you die too

Kazuma: Yea

Aqua: Oh yea so here is your choice either be sent back to your old world as a new born baby with no memory of your past life order......

Y/N: Or what

Aqua: Go do a new world with your current body and take one item with you

Y/N: I'll get to my choice later but Kazuma how exactly did you die

Kazuma: I saved a girl from getting hit by a truck pushed her out of the way and got hit myself, wait how is the girl i saved

Aqua: Shes fine matter fact she would've done a bit better if you hadn't pushed her away from the tractor *bursts into laughter*

Kazuma: Uh wait what tractor then how'd I die

Aqua: thinking it was a truck so much you died from shock you even peed yourself and when the doctors were trying to save you they were laughing histerically and when your family found out how you died they laughed too

Kazuma: LALALLAALA!!!! I cant hear you

Y/N: hahahahhahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!! *dumb way to die

Kazuma: how'd you die

Y/N: Got shot hostage situation at the store

Aqua: Yeah 69 times in the head

Y/N: where did the get all that space in my head

Aqua: Ok make your choice other people are waiting I'm supposed to do one of you at a time but you died at the exact same time so I'm breaking rules so hurry up

Kazuma: Some goddess you are *kazuma whispered*

Y/N: I'm going to the new world and I want a piece of paper that Grant's me 7 wishes and disappears once I'm done

Aqua: granted step inside the circle and dont get out bye bye

Y/N gets teleported to a city with a pen and paper in hand

This is the wish list

*To have the abilities of Satoru gojo
*Telekenisis
*Blood and fire manipulation
*Ability to summon weapons
*All types of magic in this universe
*Unlimited amounts of magic
*unlimited food

The paper disapears into thin air Y/N closes and opens his eyes once he opens them everything is so clear like water in a calm clear river

Y/N: Let's see summon dagger *a dagger appears in his hands* wow

A few moments later kazuma appears with aqua screaming like a wild injured animal

Y/N: What The Fuck did you do this time

Kazuma: Since when were your eyes so perfect

Y/N: answer the question god dammit

30 Minutes later