Modern Family- Roleplay

S1 EP 3 The Garage Sale

Morning at the Pritchett household

Claire: Dad why are you selling all this stuff I mean I found mom's panties in one of the boxes your selling!

Jay: Oh cmon Claire you know I don't need all these things..

Gloria: yes it's all just clutter I don't have space in the attic for my new collection of jewelry..

Claire: Oh gosh how much jewelry do you have?

Gloria: Not enough!

Manny: Hey Luke look I'm selling my old magazine collection!

Luke: Cool 😎 how much for the one with the hot girl

Manny: 5 dollars

Luke: yup it's mine hands Manny the 5 dollars*

Haley: Omg these panties are so cute!

Claire: their your grandmother's for lords sake put them down.

Haley: so what? We can't let them go to waste.

Claire: rolls eyes*

Claire: Omg Luke what do you have there?

Luke: it's Manny's old magazines

Claire: jeez what kind of magazines does Gloria let Manny read..

Gloria: Oh what you have there?

Claire: Manny's magazines

Gloria: Oh those aren't his their mine I got them in Colombia 😁

Claire: Oh..

Phil: Jay your selling your old car?

Jay: yeah it barely even turns on but if ya want I could sell it to ya for 200.

Claire: PHILL NO.

Phil: Oh I'll take it.

Alex: that's a waste of 200 dollars

Haley: Nah that's a beautiful car.

Alex: yeah cuz with your income you'll only afford this type your entire life!

Haley: HEY!

Claire: Alex be kinder to your sister!

Phil: Well family I'm going on a ride in my new truck it's beautiful it's amazing I have no words!

Claire: Good luck with that sweetie.

Gloria: you sure he's not gonna die in that thing the last time Jay drove it he almost drove us off a cliff..

Claire: hopefully he doesn't..

Luke: Dad can I join you?

Phil: Sure thi-

Claire: NO.

Phil drives off*

Gloria: brings dog butler out*

Jay: you can't sell that!

Gloria: why not it's el diablo!

Jay: there is no devil inside that stupid doll!

Gloria: oh but my fortune teller that I go to every Thursday said it's haunted by the demon of my great grandmother from Colombia!

Jay: yes your fortune teller also said I'll die in 5 months and you'll inherit all my cash and yet I'm still here..

Gloria: Oh no she meant 50 years..

Meanwhile on the road

Phil: YESS this car is my baby!!

He almost drives into a tree because the car looses control*

Phil: AHHHHHH okay okay we're fine baby we're fine..

Claire calls Phill*

Claire: Are you okay how's the ride going?

Phill: Oh it's great yeah it's going smoothly everything's alright don't worry honey!

Later that evening at the Pritchett household

Gloria: Manny I can't believe you tried to sell my hot girl magazines from Colombia do you know how much it's worth to me..

Manny: idk why do you value it so much

Gloria: well when I was younger I was in a beauty contest and I was rejected from the magazine so now I always keep it to remember the pain.

Manny: 👁️ 👄 👁️

Meanwhile in London

Cam: Oh I'm loving the beer here!

Mitch: Omg Claire just texted me that dad sold my old Spiderman collection at a garage sale!

Cam: who cares let's enjoy our vacation!

Ending scene

Claire: Phil what's that bruise on your leg?

Phil: Oh umm I got it from a trip yeah I tripped on a rock..

Claire: it was the car wasn't it.. 🙄

Hope you enjoyed!