Helluva Shy Guy (Helluva Boss x shy reader.)

Spring Broken

The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

Blitzo: I love this song! ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Loona is sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

They drive into an old crowded parking lot.

Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-

Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels and was holding Y/N's hand as he got out with her. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops. She hugged Y/N's arm between her boobs.

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...

Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.

Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN! Also, Y/N why are you dating that cheap hooker?!?

Verosika: Because he knows how to treat a woman! And make her feel good~.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb. Y/N nervously waved.

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".

Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.

Blitzo: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.

Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

Y/N: It's...true.

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...

Loona: No way...

Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break. Y/N was spending the night at my place, so I figured I'd bring him here. Though I think he'd be better working for me.

Verosika cooed Y/N and pinched his cheek.

Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!