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You reappear in the grounds, finding everything wrecked and broken. trhis one guy stares at you, n youv never seen him before. Raggedy anne and purple guy  stare at you, gagged by ur beauty 

"Where the F🎩🎩K DID YOU COME FROM???" william furry boy shouts at you, but you dornt have time to stand about doing nowt. the monster is comin for you. you gotta run. run. rUN. RUN. RUN YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT RUN.

Caine bursts into the room, as far away from you as possible, quickly noticing that one guy (i have no clue how to describe abstracted caughmo okay gimmie a break ) 
"OH NO! LOOKS LIKE CAUGHMO IS DEAD LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shoits, snapping his sexy fingers and spawning a sexy hole in the sexyfloor and sexily throwing the guy in the sexy hole in the sexy floor yayayayyyy

"good job daddy" you encourage him, making him blush

"wHaT's GoInG oN cAiNe?" the bloody spaghetti whines, peaking out from around a corner. zolbe walks out, looking more pissed off than ever 
"i hate all of you." it complainsc

"SHUT UP ZOOBLE! BE F🎩🎩KING GREATFUL THEY WENT AFTER YOU I WAS READY TO LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

the chess piece walks out and stares at you with his beautiful diagonal wonky ass eyes and you feel a feeling deep inside you
"Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" you say in a cool sexy way, leaning against jaks in a cool sexy way

he blinks once in one eye and second in the other eye, making you blush
"wanna have sex with me and the moon?"

he says nothing, but gives you a knowing look. oh he'll be there alright.

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