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I was in the public restroom

I was doing my business when the guy in the next stall starts talking to me

"Hi, how are you?" He asks.

"Doing fine!" I say, embarrassed.

"So what are you up to?"

Me: "uhhh... Just like you, sitting here."

Him: can I come over?

Me: uhhh... No, I'm a little busy right now!!

Him: listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot on the other side who keeps answering my questions

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